scoops

A combination of excuse me and oops.

a man bumps into a woman at the mall...he says scoops, Im sorry.

by ekem57 March 1, 2009

Two scoops

1. The fine power at the bottom of a bag of marijuana. Named for it's ability to be 'scooped up' by a bong-bowl.

1. J: "Bro, you wanna smoke a bowl?"
M: "Two scoops!"
J: "Shoot!"

by CTSR June 11, 2006

stoops

The act of completely kicking someone's ass.

Man, he is stoopsing the crap out of that guy!

by Ryan November 12, 2003

two scoops

1. Descriptor for a male/female that you think is hot stuff.

2. Can be used in half or no portions to describe a male/female who doesn't look bad and you would take home, but wouldn't tell anyone about later.

"Check out two scoops over there in the red sweater."

"Check the hottie over in the corner."
"Man, she's definately only one scoop at best."

"I asked Jessica to the dance, and she said she doesn't date people who aren't any scoops."

by sth21 June 11, 2006

Spoopy

SKREEEEEEEEEEE

It’s about ta get spoopy y’all

by Goats ‘n Goats October 3, 2018

Scoops

African male or female who live there lives dedicted to cheeekhen

by Anonymous March 26, 2003

two scoops

1. Tiny breast.
2. The poor excuse for A cups made by pale asian women.

My two scoops are better than your. Damn right, it's better than yours. I can fuck you, but I have to charge.

I can fit 2 scoops in my mouth. Damn, that's not a lot.

by Big Poppa Pimp June 11, 2006