Hate Sponge 

A kind of call centre job you might find yourself doing one day. Essentially, it's any job where you sit and take complaints, but don't have any authority to fix the problem or help the customer, so all you can do is sit there and sponge up all the hate and anger they're directing at the company or product. Hence, Hate Sponge.

Anna: "So I heard you're working at SOME CORPORATION now"
John: "Yeah, but I'm just a hate sponge. It sucks."

Hate Sponge by wordsmiths August 27, 2013

rainbow sponge 

dope.

"I hope you buy a rainbow sponge and it doesn't work!" said Hope to Danielle.

Basically, Hope said that she hopes Danielle buys some drugs, but they aren't drugs; they're fake drugs.

rainbow sponge by rossbrunch February 28, 2014

conversational sponge 

Someone who listens to a conversation but never contributes

Jenny is such a Conversational Sponge! I want her to say something!

conversational sponge by iwinalot7 February 9, 2015

Port Sponge 

What you brain becomes after drinking copious amounts of port

The port sponge was so heavy that after last night, that I had to hold my head in my hands for three days.

Port Sponge by sjm79 May 7, 2018

Butter Sponge 

A British crumpet. A thick, flat savory cake with soft porous texture. It looks like a sponge and you put butter on it.

I had too many pints at the pub last night, so I need all the butter sponges this morning.

Butter Sponge by T'boo Ted Marshall February 20, 2020

ignorant shit sponge 

To be ignorant and self absorbed as well as absorbing loads of shit. Making you full of shit.

"You're an ignorant shit sponge."

"Your friend acts like an ignorant shit sponge"

ignorant shit sponge by CheeryCandy May 17, 2017

Clout god sponge

Clout god sponge lives in pineapple with yung tentacles and his mans star.

Clout god sponge dont fucks with bitch niggas like edgerrin

Clout god sponge by Bighitsonly May 29, 2018