Teriyaki Splinter

Taking a stick or pencil with sharp metal edges, covering with alcohol or teriyaki sauce, giving a stinging sensation.

Damn, when he gave me a teriyaki splinter, I wanted to die.

by Fildodaggins January 30, 2018

Cheeseburger Split

When your ex mrs brings you a cheeseburger, then you fuck her so hard her pussy bleeds.

Did you hear about Matt? He gave his ex a cheeseburger split!

Woah, nice!

by Themowingman July 6, 2020

royal split

The vagina, pussy, vagene, aka the royal split

The vagina, pussy, vagene, aka the royal split

You gotta get ya ding-dong wet in the Royal fuckin’ split

by Meat beef October 19, 2020

Masters Splinters

An unfortunate situation in which a large splinter lodges itself in the asscheek tissue of an individual through forced entry.

“Oh my god, That man copped Masters Splinters.”

by Glizzy goblin January 19, 2021

Hickory Split

When traffic is backed up taking an exit off-ramp, and some douche goes all the way up to the front and tries to merge in, thereby cutting everyone off. Totally disrupts traffic and everyone's mood!

Look at that Honda Accord up there - what is he doing? Is he really trying to Hickory Split right now? Just wait like everyone else smh!

by Patagonia19 August 20, 2023

get hit then split

The female version of hit it and quit it.

Kelli: I thought you wanted to date that guy?!
Cara: Naw, I just wanted to get hit then split.

by Conrad_Hilton July 16, 2016

i'm split

Confused, but because of a cacaphony of competing desires and thoughts; not because of indecision.

Man... i'm split.

by Mediapuppet8 May 20, 2017