Definitions by Conrad_Hilton

Dutch Chimney

Fecal odor or flatulence redirected to one's own face as a result of defecating or farting while wearing a Snuggie. Similar in effect to a Dutch oven, but self-inflicted.

As much as I love eating chili and wearing my Snuggie on a cold day, taking a Dutch chimney to the face every five minutes is unbearable.

Dutch Chimney by Conrad_Hilton April 11, 2026

get hit then split 

The female version of hit it and quit it.

Kelli: I thought you wanted to date that guy?!
Cara: Naw, I just wanted to get hit then split.

get hit then split by Conrad_Hilton July 16, 2016