Sperm agent

A fanny fuck who likes to compare different flavours of jizz

Male :Do you think Mack is I a cum agent

Other male: aye he guzzled my spaff after I chugged away in the toilet

Male1: what a sperm agent penis milk drinking nonce boy

by Celtic staff rape children January 10, 2020

Sperm beds

the sleeping place for sleepy swimmers, usually referring directly to the tender tissue inside the ball sake. a place of rest for sperm. is a delicasie in many african tribes

person 1: wow i would totally watch the exterior of your socculent moist sperm beds while your naked

person 1: while i sit here i can allow my sperm to rest in my sperm beds

by noodles1234 October 24, 2011

Sperm Talk

Synonymous with real shit, type shit, type stuff, Ect.

Lynzie: “This shits kinda hittin”
Will: “Sperm talk”

by Beezel April 2, 2023

Sperm Thermos

When someone guzzles lots of cum.

Tiffany was a Sperm Thermos last night, it was crazy

by Rionox December 27, 2022

Wireless Sperm

When you cum in the wrong direction and get another girl pregnant

Bro I s accidentally used wireless sperm on Lizzy now she’s preggo

by Douglas smithus May 17, 2021

sperm fart

a fart which has come from a homosexuals ass. Another way of calling someone gay.

Jonny was the biggest sperm fart i had ever met

by con-miester May 1, 2005

sperm guzzler

Anyone who engages in the act of fellatio.

George Meetze is a huge sperm guzzler.

by Mark Knoffler September 3, 2005