sperm doodie

When you stick a finger up a males ass, getting shit on it, causing him to cum buckets- therefore causing him to have a sperm doodie.

Yo, Janel stuck her finger up ass last night and gave me the biggest sperm doodie EVER.

by spermwhisperer June 7, 2014

sperm piglet

When a young sucker sucks off a suckee with a view to ingesting sperm.

Come here my little sperm piglet and I'll come too.

by BigBib May 12, 2013

Sperm Thermos

When someone guzzles lots of cum.

Tiffany was a Sperm Thermos last night, it was crazy

by Rionox December 27, 2022

sperm movie

Movie, book, whatever, in which one guy battles massive piles of villains or weapons to get to the goal. Pretty obvious where the image came from.

"Superhero flicks are such sperm movies."

by Dudlette February 2, 2014

Wireless Sperm

When you cum in the wrong direction and get another girl pregnant

Bro I s accidentally used wireless sperm on Lizzy now she’s preggo

by Douglas smithus May 17, 2021

sperm fart

a fart which has come from a homosexuals ass. Another way of calling someone gay.

Jonny was the biggest sperm fart i had ever met

by con-miester May 1, 2005

Devil's Sperm

Mayonnaise.

I would like the turkey sub without devil's sperm please.

I'll take a BLT, hold the devil's sperm please.

Does your ranch dressing have devil's sperm in it?

by Huevoscartledge March 25, 2011