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revenge of the sperms

When a girl purposely holds a freshly acquired load of sperm in her mouth, possibly pretending to swallow, then kisses the man while transferring the sperm into his mouth, probably followed by giggling and nipple twisting. He can't complain, he just got a bj!
Dude! That barista chick gave me a bj last night but then she gave me revenge of the sperms!
by Hidden Penis Crouching Tiger February 23, 2014
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Sperm beds

the sleeping place for sleepy swimmers, usually referring directly to the tender tissue inside the ball sake. a place of rest for sperm. is a delicasie in many african tribes
person 1: wow i would totally watch the exterior of your socculent moist sperm beds while your naked

person 1: while i sit here i can allow my sperm to rest in my sperm beds
by noodles1234 October 24, 2011
mugGet the Sperm bedsmug.

Sperm perm

Shooting a vicious load on her face and getting it in her hair.nuff said💇💆
Vic I dont appreciate you shooting a 🖐 roper on my head now I have a sperm perm u jerk.
by Fresh from the hairdresser September 12, 2018
mugGet the Sperm permmug.

Sperm Whaling

When a female lays on her back, lifts her legs in the air and forcefully expels, from her vagina, the semen that has just been gifted to her. Like the spout from a whale's blow hole
Me: I showed Adam my new party trick last night. Now he has to clean the curtains.
Friend: what was it?

Me: sperm Whaling
by Shelbusxo January 15, 2016
mugGet the Sperm Whalingmug.

sperm doodie

When you stick a finger up a males ass, getting shit on it, causing him to cum buckets- therefore causing him to have a sperm doodie.
Yo, Janel stuck her finger up ass last night and gave me the biggest sperm doodie EVER.
by spermwhisperer June 7, 2014
mugGet the sperm doodiemug.

sperm fart

a fart which has come from a homosexuals ass. Another way of calling someone gay.
Jonny was the biggest sperm fart i had ever met
by con-miester May 1, 2005
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Devil's Sperm

I would like the turkey sub without devil's sperm please.

I'll take a BLT, hold the devil's sperm please.

Does your ranch dressing have devil's sperm in it?
by Huevoscartledge March 25, 2011
mugGet the Devil's Spermmug.

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