Sondling

A term created by the artificial intelligence Mika Millipede in one of Morgan Millipedes streams.

The act of sounding and fondling someone at the same time.

Mika: I was sondling Morgan last night and he loved it so much!

Belle: No way!

by SilverBullet4269 December 29, 2024

Somali Suntan

Where you shit the bed and roll around in it until you're coated head to toe in your own shit.

"Hey Ed!"

"What's up John?"

"You'll never guess what I did this morning! I did the old Somali Suntan!!"

"That's amazing to hear bro what did your wife say?"

by BloodboundCentral January 31, 2025

Somalian Flickerjelqing

A technique said to have originated in modern day Somalia as early as the 13th century. It was variation of modern flickerjelqing that has been lost to time, but records from the period indicate that the orgasm achieved by this method was so powerful that one would instantly expire upon the performance of said flickerjelq.

“Good morning class, today we will be learning about the significance and lasting impact of Somalian Flickerjelqing.”

by flickersounder January 31, 2025

/somali slim shady

Embarrassing male who doesn’t know how to control his emotional. Not to mention, he’s broke ASF and attacks girls for making a slight joke. Such as doxxing them, calling them a dhilo, and harasses young women. He’s insecure and feels some type of way when a girl rejects him, or calls him ugly. He begs niggas for rank and he’s pretty much overall a loser. If you ever interact with him and consider this nigga a friend, consider yourself a peon.

That kid from /somali slim shady is the biggest beg

by lalalalalalaxwmqow February 19, 2025

Somalit

When Someone at a work place environment does absolutely nothing there entire shift. Either sitting and hiding in the back of the work place or being no where in site when needed

Damn bro have you seen Markus? “ Yeah bro he’s sitting in the back on his phone.” “ SOMALIT” shouts the coworker

by The big cuz March 6, 2025

Sokalism

A cognitive bias, meta-bias, and logical fallacy named after the Sokal Affair, where one dismisses an entire field or area of knowledge as wrong based on the existence of hoaxes, bad scholarship, or fraudulent papers within that field. Sokalism is a form of academic Bulverism: instead of engaging with the actual arguments and evidence of a discipline, you point to a hoax or scandal and declare the entire field invalid. "Postmodernism is worthless because Sokal hoaxed them." "Gender studies is pseudoscience because of hoax papers." The fallacy ignores that every field contains bad work, that hoaxes reveal weaknesses in peer review but not the worthlessness of entire disciplines, and that dismissing a field based on isolated incidents is itself unscientific. Sokalism is the favorite fallacy of culture warriors who want to dismiss entire areas of inquiry without doing the work of understanding them.

Example: "He'd never read a word of postmodern philosophy, but he'd heard about the Sokal hoax. 'Postmodernism is all nonsense,' he declared, committing Sokalism. The existence of one hoax paper proved nothing about an entire tradition of thought. But he didn't need evidence; he had a story. Sokalism had done its work: dismissing a field without engaging it."

by Abzugal March 8, 2026

Somalian Driver’s License

A Somalian Driver’s License is when you take a hot steamy dump on the hood of a moving vehicle. As the car drives it will begin to smear all over the front windshield, obscuring the driver’s vision. If they don’t crash, they are granted a Somalian driver’s license.

My gf broke up with me, when she drives home today I’m gonna give her a Somalian Driver’s license.

by binladen-georgefloyd August 16, 2025