Jizz Socker

A currently fictional device concept - the Jizz Soccer, Jizz Socker or Jizz Sock-ker is a two piece apparatus. One piece is conceived to have a pneumatic pumping action sleeve designed to fit over a penis and is fitted with a wireless or wired receiver. The second piece is a glove fitted with motion sensors and a transmitter. The intended function of the jizz socker is to allow the person wearing the penis sleeve to be cranked off by a complete stranger utilising the glove device in tandem with an internet connection.

"That Jizz Socker session last night was immense... ladyboy69xOxO has one hell of a grip!!"

Ready to rock with a Jizz Socker'd cock! PM me plz!! X_X

by Stick900 November 12, 2018

Salt Shaker

When someone is beyond salty. The second level of being salty

Savannah: He’s being a salty, I didn’t even do anything.

Sunny: He’s being a salt shaker

by Nauti_girl December 27, 2018

Shamrock Shaker

When one receives a reach-around from a short redhead girl after consuming a McDonald’s Shamrock shake.

Did you hear Jason got a gnarly Shamrock Shaker yesterday?

by GrizzlyArsenal March 16, 2019

Playing Shaker

A euphemism for when a touring musician attempts to quietly masturbate in his bunk on the tour bus.

Dude, I’m not taking this bunk. The last guy must’ve been playing shaker in here…a lot.

by Shaky McJerky August 21, 2022

Stone Shaker

1. A person that shoots dice, either in back-alleys or in desperate situations such as an addiction to gambling.
2. Someone who gambles (literally or metaphorically) with something too important to lose (i.e; their life, their last money, their heart, etc.)
3. A gambling addict

"Stones" in this case referring to the dice, and the shaker being someone who shakes the dice in their hand to provide momentum before throwing the dice. A stone shaker is, literally, someone who shakes dice.

"(that) Stone shaker is looking fine/She is a heart-breaker every time/She never seems to realize/That someday she will be crying too" - Hot Street by Michael Jackson

by AR58 March 25, 2023

Poop Shaker

The Poop Shaker is hitting the thugshaker with a small to large amount of poop in your pants.

Johnny just hit the poop shaker.

by Rebelcow234 June 8, 2023

Cuck socker

The son sits in the corner and watches his cousin fuck his mom. And then the son beats the shit out of the mom for being a whore.

My brother was a cuck socker after he found my mom cheating on my dad.

by Tracob June 20, 2023