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Snowflake

A bunch of adult babies who get offended by the slightest thing, usually at a joke or a meme. Essentially, these type of people are the individuals that struggle to fit in and as a result, they have no friends. I think the reason they have no friends is because people are tired of even talking to then as it is like walking on eggshells. They can distort something one says into a totally different thing to fit their own narrative.
Not a snowflake: "What do you call a black person in a red car?"
Snowflake: "Nope, I don't want to hear it:
Not a snowflake:

Not a snowflake:"Maltesers"
Snowflake: "YOU RACIST, BIGOTED FUCKING CONSERVOCUCK BASTARD WITH A SMALL PENIS! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU HAVE OFFENDED ME AND I'M A WHITE CIS GIRL!
by UltimateDoge July 20, 2021
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Special snowflake

Butthurt; "you're making me feel some type of way" being one of many favorite turn of phrases, Typical office bound, business suit wearing, lie to your face with a smile on theirs, while fleecing the trusting public, closeted cocaine addicts that think they are somehow above others that go to the gym and hit a treadmill for twenty minutes then take thirty minute showers because they broke a half-assed sweat that have never done anything that would involve actually getting dirt under their fingernails or calluses on their hands, and strive to have to work less for more money, especially if they can jew someone over in the process that think they live in the 1980's wallstreet era rather than the paradise that these parasites destroy for others, while robbing anyone of contentment if they can possibly find some way to justify being butthurt as though they have done no wrong in the process of becoming butthurt.
Jesus goddam christ, moron.. ..You think you're some kind of special snowflake, don't you.
by Cthulhu Rex October 5, 2018
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Snowflake

A young person that is drowning in conformity. Loves all the latest pop culture, trends, top 40, and wouldn’t see the truth if slapped them in the face. Often doesn’t realize the culture that they’re following is keeping them poor and likely single. Also is very sensitive and feels the need to be politically correct 100% of the time.
Ava stays poor because she’s a snowflake and blows all her money trying to be “unique” like everyone else.
by Ydazzle April 2, 2022
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Snowflake

Someone who is easily offended and susceptible to confirmation bias, usually with the tendency to dehumanize those they perceive as inferior or weak due to a deep-rooted sense of inadequacy, who resorts to deflection and projection when threatened or fearful of change
Person 1: How they’re allowing this nonsense about gender is truly disgraceful. These snowflakes get so triggered and whine when people don’t agree with them. Can you believe that crap?

Person 2: You literally just described yourself… but I also didn’t ask for this conversation, soooo I’m gonna go cause it’s taco Tuesday. Good luck though and hope you find some peace in your life!
by Fearthereaper72 May 14, 2023
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snowflake

a wack ass, sensitive ass, californian who has an amazing best friend but still wack ass fuck cause they just wack periodt
“hi i’m omar, i live in california” “how am i in your business” “of course ur hot myonna” “i’m not a snowflake”
by coolme March 22, 2021
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Snowflake

People who get offended by jon grudens emails
I am a sensitive snowflake
by Snek2684 October 20, 2021
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Sticky Snowflake

A Sticky Snowflake if when a man receiving oral pulls out and attempts to paint a snowflake on the females face with the ejactulation
by BDOGOD March 19, 2017
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