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Yacht Snot

This is normally a young person who has access to large - and often times - unlimited amounts of money. The money comes from their parents. This person can be either male or female. A typical place to find such a turd is around your local university campus. They tend to stand out as they are normally driving a similar car to most pro athletes(porches, range rovers, denalis). When they are walking to class, you will notice them wearing polo shirts with popped collars and capri pants. They frequently reside in greek row. Someday they will find out that they were buying fake friends, can't buy coolness at Nordstroms.
Ninja 1: Yo did you see that Yacht Snot last night at the bar?
Ninja 2: Oh, you mean that dude flashing his dads American Express Black Card like he was Jay Z?
Ninja 1: Ya, that dude is a turd.
Ninja 2: I considered bringing his girl home, but she was just too orange for me.
by trav907 March 22, 2010
mugGet the Yacht Snotmug.

testicle snot

ejaculate from the male organ of any species of sexually reproducing animals.
'Open your mouth and enjoy this frothy load of testicle snot.'
by brothermanben March 22, 2008
mugGet the testicle snotmug.

snot otter

Die man se snot otter was baie hard nadat hy die meisie naak gesien het
by Pilot95 July 13, 2017
mugGet the snot ottermug.

Snot snake

She likes petting my snot snake
by Thor 9/11 June 12, 2016
mugGet the Snot snakemug.

Snot Rocket

When you insert the tip of your penis in the nostril of a person, at the moment of ejaculation, filling their nostril with semen.
Dylan tried to pull a snot rocket on Raven and she bit his dick off .
by Colacan956 October 11, 2022
mugGet the Snot Rocketmug.

snot schrapnel

when you blow so hard into the tissue that it blows apart. the part that comes out is snot schrapnel
you might want to check yourself dude youve got snot schrapnel everywhere.
by greg smith March 5, 2007
mugGet the snot schrapnelmug.

snot pocketing

The act of pushing snot around from the outside of one's nostrils to reduce discomfort in the near term, affording the option to wait until a nose picking opportunity arises.
Hey, the guy in the next car is snot pocketing.
by Waldo Schwartz April 29, 2004
mugGet the snot pocketingmug.

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