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Snitches get Kittens

a slang term describing snitching in Alaska. Per the History channel's gangland show, gangs in Alaska have zero reprecussions for snitching. In fact the Alaska gang landscape has been described as a "snitches paradise". In normal rhetoric the phrase snitches get stiches is used to describe the view most gangs take on snitching. In Alaska the phrase Snitches Get Kittens is more apt to be used in describing the attitude that gang members take toward snitching. Because gang members are not likely to retaliate for snitching, a basket of kittens, or just kittens will be used in the common phrase in place of stiches to describe the rammifications for informing on their gang member brethren.

Also- a flag football team know for their creative website and offensive antics often using violent maneuvers to defend their turf. Many times employing slide tackles, stiff arms, and shoulder drops instead of simply pulling the flag.
Yo, did you talk to Marlon yet? We saw Weezie leaving the PD w/ a basket full of kittens. You think he snitched? I don't think I know he did, snitches get kittens around here, you know that dawg.
by SnitchesGetKittens August 1, 2009
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Snitches are a dying breed

Phrase most often seen in biker subculture that implies that people who inform to the police deserve to be killed.
That guy wearing a snitches are a dying breed t-shirt is a member of the Outlaws M.C.
by sometreehugging liberal June 30, 2016
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resting snitch face

Similar to resting bitch face and resting dick face. Resting snitch face is an indicator that a person has a secret and is trying to hold it back. Signs of resting snitch face include small, half smiles similar to Mona Lisa's. Suffers of resting snitch face may also have bouts of immature giggling as they try to hold back from sharing whatever secret they are holding in.
She tried to keep the secret that she ate her daughter's candy, but the mom's resting snitch face gave her away.
by RaisingtheCurtins October 9, 2019
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Snitches get Stitches

Slang for people who inform the 5-0 or diss a dude to The Feds who are about to turn into a marked man.
I thought Franklin rode for the hood and all, but now he ratted us to the Feds. He's gonna get taught the meaning of hood respect. As the old saying goes, Snitches get Stitches!
by xxxx_MARTINVIDEO2009_xxxx September 14, 2022
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Bitch Snitch Nigga

A nigga who snitches on his homies. Doesn't even help his friends on gang wars.
That Bitch Snitch Nigga didn't help us! I bet he will snitch on us when we go to court!
by snitchnigga April 8, 2020
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National No Snitching Day

National no snitching day
Every 12th of November nobody can snitch on you. If they do you are allowed to punch them up to 30 times on their arm.
Person 1: *Steals pen*
Person 2: *snitches*
Person 1: You are not allowed to snitch, it's national no snitching day *punches on arm 27 times*
by Bob Graffer October 10, 2020
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