some you are having sexual relations with and you don’t know and other people to know. (it’s a secret hook up)
man1: hey! who’s that girl you had over?
man2: sheesh man that’s my sneaky link
man1: whats her name
man2: it’s a sneaky link for a reason 😍
man2: sheesh man that’s my sneaky link
man1: whats her name
man2: it’s a sneaky link for a reason 😍
by that_one_sheesher May 6, 2021

A highly degrading sexual act in which a man withdraws his penis from a female's anus and wipes fecal matter on her face drawing a beard, followed by smashing her face in a plate nachos covered with the following condiments: cheese, salsa and sour cream.
by Jack Brown September 5, 2008

When your lover is asleep, you cum on the back of their neck and then press the bed sheet there. Let dry for 20 minutes. Wake them up and see their cape fly.
by Shandrew August 3, 2008

by Raggedy man May 23, 2006

when a girl is giveing you a rim job you fart in her face and when she backs up from the fart you do a backflip over her and start doin her up the ass
by john zack July 16, 2007

aka shady abortion, aka she'll think it was a a miscarriage. V. To shadily abort your girl's fetus while she is sleeping, utilzing a coat hanger, and sneaky tacics.
The bitch though she could trap me by saying she was pregnant..... good thing for the sneaky frenchman.
by Dennis "Pierre Ruger" Raw October 30, 2007
