Beck-snake

A hybrid between Glenn Beck and a snake, typically 'Kaa' of the Jungle Book.

Marle showed Bob the Beck-snake; and he was never seen again...

by J. Domain March 13, 2013

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snake cup

a cavernous region on the female body commonly inhabited by the one-eyed-trouser-snake.

crikey, look at that trollop over there, I'd like to park my salami in her snake cup

by masedonia November 24, 2013

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bowl snake

A long, continuous turd that coils at least 360 degrees around the toilet bowl like a rattlesnake poised to strike.

Extra credit given if the deposit is more than one full circumference in length, if one end actually breaks the surface of the water, and/or if the opposite end is "pebbled" to resemble rattles.

No accompanying floaters or segmentation must be present.

Takes at least two flushes to fully rid the bowl of its vile magnificence. A plumber's absolute nightmare.

You: Dude! That is one gargantuan bowl snake you left . . . didn't your parents ever teach you to flush?

Roommate: I did flush! Twice! That is one tenacious bowl snake!

You (handing Roommate the plunger): You know what to do.

Roommate (handing You the brush): Cover me! I'm going in!

by TANSTAAFL1 February 04, 2011

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Hot Snakes

The fecal matter typical of the morning after a heavy night of drinking. Resembles long thin coils of a snake and usually "hot" when coming out (think spicy food.)

Q: That was some night last night, eh?
A: Yeah, it was. But now I gotta drop some wicked hot snakes.

by Brenthew September 12, 2008

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