smoochy woochy poochy

Another word for weed, Marijuana that will most likely get you beat up as a drug dealer.

Guy 1: Man you got the stuff?
Guy 2: Yeahh! I got that Smoochy Woochy Poochy man.
Guy 1: Dude wtf keep it low key.

by Unicornflufcupcakesprinklemagi November 28, 2018

cockelberry smoochound

One who exhibits great deals of ass-kissing. A slang term for one who is a cocksmoocher only more enthusiastic. Derived from the wiley cartoon character, "Huckelberry Hounddog".

Hey, cockelberry smoochound you look like a huge boner in that hat.

by Joes' April 21, 2008

Root Smoocher

Is a GAY man who loves big black dirty cock in his ass.

“ hey Jerome, I’m feeling like a good root smoochin in my ass right now”. Yes my nukka im giving you all 12” of my root smoocher

by Sappahire January 18, 2019

smoo

to woo a lady smoothly! With charm and grace and no impolites.

i'm smooing that lady with all the charm and grace i can muster.

by Richiewhiteley January 22, 2009

Smoo

A smooth patch where the genitals should be. The area need to be regually power sanded

Unidentifiable juices are secreted from this area when aroused

Hey, whats that noise?

Its just someone smooing their area

by Chandy Smooner January 2, 2011

smoochez

1. Closing to an aim session.

2. Aim 12 year old girl talk.

Both often used with a combination of o and 0
"Sm0ochez"

1. Girl1: LOLZ!1!! sLuT l0vE U PeAce
Girl2: hAhA bYEeEeEeE Sm0ochez (smoochez)

2. Girl1: LMAO! I l0vE U! Smo0cheZ! (smooches)

by bagels9000 July 12, 2006

Smoochiguise

When someone is a smoochiguise, they are basically a tool. They try to get booty from girls, but fail. They usually have stupid jokes and think that they are the coolest kid around. If you spot a smoochiguise, it's best that you simply beat them up.

Smoochiguise origninated from the combination of Smooch, and Guise, the I stands for the sound a mentally challenged person makes. It is generally a derogatory term.

"Ha, you stupid smoochiguise!"

"Kit is a smoochiguise!"

"Smoochiguise annoy me"

"That kid Tommy is such a freakin' smoochiguise! I hate him!"

"That kids a smoochiguise? Guess we'd better beat him up."

by 1337y June 11, 2006