scritching

To scratch your balls so hard that your future children have a scar.

Adam blamed his child's handicap on all the scritching he did in his younger days.

by Daniel Einarsson December 15, 2014

Slothing

1. The act of walking at a ridiculously slow rate looking as if you don't care about anything or anyone. You seem to have very limited energy from which it is probably caused by meaning number 2.

2. The desire to masturbate at any opportunity when your alone and no one loves you.

1. "Hey man, what are you doing this weekend?" "I don"t know probably just slothing."

2. "Dude why are you slothing all the time?" "Its not good."

by White Strudel Icing September 30, 2012

Switching Thumbs

The figurative act of sucking one thumb while the other is in your asshole, then reversing or "switching" their places, over and over and again.

Used to describe a lazy person, doing nothing all day.

Grandpa Joe: Now listen here Jimmy, we gotta have them cows milked and that fence painted by suppertime. So don't be settin' around all day switching thumbs.

Jimmy: Yes, sir.

by Hilda's Grand October 31, 2011

Swetter Litching

AKA "Letter Switching", the simple act of taking the first two letters of two words and switching their places. This can be used with names also. It gives sentences and/or names a funny twist, and you can possibly get away with this "secret language" in certain situations. (Originated in Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin)

(Ex 1)
Ryan: hey Charles, let's go buck some fitches
Charles: what?
Ryan: I mean, let's go fuck some bitches. Sorry, I'm used to "Swetter Litching"

(Ex 2)
Paul: the football game was crazy, Bom Trady threw an interception to end the game
Derek: who?
Paul: Tom Brady, haven't you heard of "Swetter Litching"?
Derek: no, but it sounds fun! I'm going to start doing it

by Chicken Little May 24, 2014

packet switching

when the man first inserts his penis into the vagina and then quickly removes and plunges it into the anus. The motion is repeated fiercely.

After a stunning performance of packet switching, Tom was completely exhausted and messy.

by disestablishmentarianism November 10, 2008

skitching

The awkwardly choreographed post-sex humping crab-walk toward the Kleenex so as to prevent an early pull out and semen leaking out all over the bed/couch/kitchen table/boss' desk etc.

John and Marsha were skitching towards the Kleenex when the Mayor walked in and saw them sprawled across his desk.

by Climbing Gimp July 13, 2016

slicing the pineapple

Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences

It is actually better to no tocar, pider ayuda than just going ahead and slicing the pineapple on your own

by Sexydimma August 14, 2017