Simian strike

When you are about to slam a woman from behind, but instead you fist it with an uppercut.

"She was waiting for me to put it in and instead I went all simian strike on her"

by TheBiggestHead October 5, 2021

siméon

Siméon c'est une personne pas prise tête.

Il adore avoir raison mais aime connaître l'avis des autres. Il est super proche de ses ami.e.s et c'est pour ça qu'on veut tous être potes avec lui. Il est giga cool et assez relax. Il aime prendre la parole, ça lui rappel qu'il apprécie avoir raison.

C'est un mec en or, vraiment . Il peut paraître froid , distant et orgueilleux mais quand on brise la glace, c'est une personne très simple et appréciable pour sa franchise. Il est rare de réussir à lui faire un câlin car il n'est pas très tactile. Mais bon, ça fait son charme et son inaccessibilité. Il pourrait partager des meme toute la journée. C'est une de ses raisons de vivre. Il a un humour noir aussi :)

*quelqu'un* : Israël ou Palestine ?

Siméon : Corée du Nord.

by charlie.667 November 21, 2021

simidagwi

Hottest black woman alive
SIMIS BEST FRIEND IMANI IS HIT
soren honer able menshin

1. That girl Simidagwi is pretty

by Imai November 21, 2021

samieh

Curly haired 5’+ ho who loves hella ugly darkskins Most likely Persian cause that name come from Iran

Obsessive but you’ll love it, Hyper ash

u: Bruv samieh fine ahhhs
me: No cuz shii

by #randombitch November 22, 2021

Simeer

Cool chill but always a little out of hand but sometimes is there to help you when neede the most

Simeer is a friend INDEED

by Big meer November 22, 2021

Simera

Simera's are outgoing, friendly, chill people who generally get along well with everyone. They tend to be the love guru of the group, although they can never find a boyfriend themselves. Shes the annoying friend that's into astrology and has a good sense of humor. If you find a Simera, buy her McDonald's

"Hey did you hear about that new catchphrase going around?"

"Yeah, it goes 'Don't pass the baby through the window, it'll come out like one rogue'. Simera came up with that!"

"Wow, she's so wise!"

by getAIDS.com November 22, 2021

simekahle

Someone addicted to games and half a good person in general...he is unlucky in love until he finds the perfect girl so make sure if you have a simekahle find him the perfect match and not a girl with the starting letters or B,T,F,W....but he is smart when he wants to be and dumb when he doesn't care at all ... keep simekahles since they are caring to friends they been with since the start

Simekahle is mean in a good way
Hates a diana

by Jaim letrout November 22, 2021