Silence of the Spams

The long silence you hear when you answer your phone, thinking it is likely a work call, before the spammer actually clicks onto the call to sell you something you don't want or need.

Phone rings.

I answer.
Me: "Hello."
Silence
Me: Hello?
Silence
Silence
Spammer: "Hello, is this Ms. (mispronounces my name)? How are you today?"
I hang up.

Co-worker: "Who was that?"
Me: "It was the Silence of the Spams."

by hmcdesq December 6, 2022

SilentBang

Some dumb Beat Saber player who lives in Australia. Favorite hobbies: Slicing Bloqs. Favorite Game: WHAT DID I JUST SAY IDIOT. Despite his name, no, he does not actually bang, he plays a vr game what did you think.

SilentBang is a cool guy

by IPLAYGAMESIDK March 28, 2023

Vodka Silencer

An intoxicated shhser. A consumer of spirits; usually of massive quantities, and generally intolerable of others, especially noisy movie goers, who makes others shut up.

A Vodka Silencer is the drunk guy in the theater who shhses people who are making noise or breathing, opening candy rappers, changing their ring tones, texting, laughing, ect. disturbing other movie goers, but most importantly disturbing himself.

by Alcoholic Movieman March 1, 2010

Club Silencio

Location in the sub conscience of a woman Diane that can symbolize hell. It tries to explain to us that everything we see and hear is an illusion. Things aren't always what they seem.

I went to Club Silencio last night and saw Rebekah Del Rio there singing some song.

by derpnose March 1, 2010

Stony Silence

A silence, usually after an argument or fight.

"I really just wish you would leave me alone!" Bella cried.
I felt awkward, and looked away. The tension grew in the back seat as we sat there in Stony Silence.

by WORDSOFENCORAGEMENT June 14, 2021

Female silence

When a female is silent after you ask a question means a yes

Me. An I cute
Her. "Female silence"

by Krampus513 April 17, 2022

The Silent Depression

Worse than the Great Depression from 2007 to current; the average salary from 1930 for an average American individual was $4900( adjusted for inflation $85,000 annually for one person) as of 2023 the average salary is $56,000 annually, making less than the height of the Great Depression. In 1930 Gasoline was 10 cents a gallon or $1.73 adjusted for inflation, today the average is $3.55. To buy a new car in 1930 it would be $860— worth about 15k adjusted for inflation, today is worth a whopping $48,000. Key to the American Dream to buy a house in 1930 would be about $3900— less than 70k today, the average price today? $416,00. This is no secret, and nobody is saying a thing.

Ladies and gentlemen, let us awaken to The Silent Depression and it didn’t begin with the Covid Pandemic…

by The Observers August 24, 2023