The couple was going at it when Ben asked if he could sea shell Kelly. When she agreed she had no idea what was coming. She died of an ear infection a week later.
by Andrew Meyers August 14, 2007
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A Shell is often a fan of Jersey Shore, Johnny Depp, R&B, and/or Punk rock. A Shell is also an attention whore and will do whatever she can in order to get attention.
These tactics include the following:
Random lame trollings.
Fake chat lesbianism.
References to her boobs/vagina.
Calling a Shell stupid is an act of futility, in her feeble mind "being stupid is cool", and she will almost always be surrounded by boring guy friends who will kiss her ass profusely in order to "tap dat ass", which never happens because Shells only like the idea of sex because it gets them attention, they'll never follow through with it.
All Shells should be booted in the cunt with a rake.
A Shell is often a fan of Jersey Shore, Johnny Depp, R&B, and/or Punk rock. A Shell is also an attention whore and will do whatever she can in order to get attention.
These tactics include the following:
Random lame trollings.
Fake chat lesbianism.
References to her boobs/vagina.
Calling a Shell stupid is an act of futility, in her feeble mind "being stupid is cool", and she will almost always be surrounded by boring guy friends who will kiss her ass profusely in order to "tap dat ass", which never happens because Shells only like the idea of sex because it gets them attention, they'll never follow through with it.
All Shells should be booted in the cunt with a rake.
Tammy: I'm naked on cam...blah blah that show Friends blah blah umm blah Snookie blah blah bliggity Soulja Boi!
John: Sigh...What a Shell.
John: Sigh...What a Shell.
by uranus_urectum_urear May 2, 2011
Get the Shell mug.When you go round to someones house, just to scare them, or to wreck it by throwing eggs, kicking the door, smashing windows, breaking fences, brick walls etc, getting into there back garden and stealing there stuff usually in the early hours of the morning.. but only if that person has done something to you, and/or refuses to settle it with a fight.
Person 1: That brare has been boying you hard !
Person 2: Yer, will he scrap it out then ?
Person 1: Na hes a pussy, hes bare shook, its all mouth
Person 2: Come we SHALLY his yard !
Person 2: Yer, will he scrap it out then ?
Person 1: Na hes a pussy, hes bare shook, its all mouth
Person 2: Come we SHALLY his yard !
by Dankno 'bout slanggg :) April 27, 2011
Get the Shally mug.Shallow River Paddling is a term used to describe what someone looks like while having sexual intercourse. The term was coined during a canoe trip down a river with a very low water level. When a river’s water level is very low a person’s floating vessel may become stuck on rocks and other debris. When this happens he/she must violently thrust his/her hips in a manner resembling a dog violently humping its un-consenting victim to free the vessel from being stuck. This is the act of “Shallow River Paddling” or SRP for short.
by sdwalk4 May 4, 2010
Get the Shallow River Paddling mug.Noun. A miniscule amount of jism caused by a rapid ejaculation, thus not giving sufficient time for the load to thicken.
Young Nicholas rushed when he should have been keeping a steady pace masturbating.
As a result, he had a shallow bust, making the whole experience an unpleasant one filled with dissapointment and underdeveloped sperm.
As a result, he had a shallow bust, making the whole experience an unpleasant one filled with dissapointment and underdeveloped sperm.
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