Shootif

A cooler way to tell someone to shut it or to stop talking.

Yo Scootif! You've been talking too much lately. You better shootif!

by esticalijayman May 21, 2020

Shootemass

Adjective for an unnecessarily aggressive person who does not pick up on social queues and or misunderstands them. Similar to pain in the ass

My Shootemass girlfriend ruined my trip with the boys

by Ja’crispy Applebottom February 15, 2023

baby shooter

Name for the male genitalia.

Put your baby shooter back in your pants, Bob.

by maggie cate May 29, 2008

Poop Shoot Glory

The feeling of euphoria one gets after taking a particularly satisfying dump.

My god I am reveling in this poop shoot glory!
Poop Shoot Glory after a NO-WIPER is one of the finest things in life.

by neogemima April 21, 2009

web shooter

One who slings his ejaculate into or on someone or something.

Dude: Why is there jizz everywhere!?!?
Dude 2: Sorry dude, I'm a web shooter.

by Webslinger6969 December 29, 2016

School shooting

An event that a student (usually a Eugene ) opens fire on students and teachers with a firearm. It usually results in a lot of dead People.

There was a School shooting in Columbine high school

by NotAnEugeene June 21, 2017

Cooch Shoot

A female dick pic

Hey boo, send me a cooch shoot, ayyyyeeeee

by Flhophead July 24, 2018