shopping trolley dog

A dog.
In a shopping trolley.
Goes by the name of Shopping Trolley Dog
Long lost relative of Catface (see also: Shopping Trolley Dingo (evil Aussie twin, mate.))

"your mum's just shopping trolley dog in a wig"
"can i have the number for shopping trolley dog please? i have one phonecall. i will speak only to shopping trolley dog."
Q: What's your dog called? : A: Shopping Trolley Dog
Q: Why did the dog get in the shopping trolley? : A: Because he's Shopping Trolley Dog
Q: Can you spot the doggy difference? : A: No. Where the scooby-doo is my effin' shopping trolley?

by massive bender October 14, 2007

norwegian shopping

Two women, during a shopping trip, continuously duck into fitting rooms, restrooms, etc, to "sample carpets".

The next time Birget and I go norwegian shopping, I must remember to bring some dental floss.

by zoepan December 7, 2004

Skooping

The process of which one skypes while pooping.

Hey mom, I'm just skooping with my best friend.

by Ajlatan Reznib May 16, 2011

shopping chance

the chance of finding something magnificent on a shopping trip when you need nothing at all.

I went to the mall and found a great pair of shoes on sale. What a good shopping chance.

by leshen25 June 9, 2011

shopping rage

When a girl spontaneously goes shopping because she's angry with someone or something.

This chick I saw at the mall was totally in a shopping rage, she must of broke up with her boy friend or something.

by Lumberjackman March 12, 2014

shooting laces

Thick, heavy and long male ejaculate that explodes out in a manner that resembles long shoe laces after sexual intercourse or masturbation.

Guy 1: Let's hit the casino fellas, where is Troy at?
Guy 2: He's in the bathroom shooting laces.

Guy 1: Is Johnny gonna make the tee time?
Guy 2: No, he said he was up all night shooting laces.

by Texas2Fists June 12, 2014

Shooting sand

When a guy has masturbated numerous times in a given day, and reaches the point where he can barely ejaculate. Usually experience in adolescence, when masturbation is seen as a wonder of creation. A somewhat desperate and painful experience.

"By the end of the day I was shooting sand."

by Fluteboy November 13, 2016