Squirt n’ shat

Where you drop your load, and shit at the same time

Dude I just squirt n’ shat all over my floor

by Damp_Penguin December 22, 2019

Shat My Pants

I just shat my pants

I just shat my pants

by AmazinGamer1273 June 20, 2021

just shat down

The moment your cheeks hit the seat for a good Doo Doo.

Dude 1: "Hey, could you help me move this couch?"

Dude 2: "Nah, I just shat down."

by Big Ole Adam October 28, 2013

Shat bon queet

a ghetto term use for people who steals 50 cent "not the rapper" and go to the laundry mat to buy a condom and end up having sex with your cousin. When you wake up this is the term you will use.

Shat bon queet biotch!

by MaNNY RaYY December 5, 2004

I shat my pants

Shat is the past tense of Shit which is the present tense of crap, so, i shat my pants is saying i shit my pants, which means i crapped my pants, which means i took a poop in my pants, which means I dumped a lump

I shat my pants in english class today.

by Cr4ckhead Mc933 March 18, 2003

Ceo of shatting in his pants

The king, the myth, the legend, Jordan Baurle

Jordan is the ceo of shatting in his pants

by clobamacare February 25, 2020

shat your pants

1. to fuck up
2. do something embarrassing
3. or fail to act.

1.
You tried to fix my computer, but instead shat your pants.
3.
-why isn't sam here yet?
-i dunno, he's shitting his pants.

by protestant revolution of 1472 January 3, 2006