shank

nigger stabbing.

last night i shanked a bitch.

by MauraBtchMonster February 19, 2009

Shank

When a boy/girl gets lonely. Two things involved, Shower and Wank. Alone they are harmless, but when combined the most godly explosion of the nether-regions takes place - The Shank!!

brb, im going for a shank
holy crap that shank has drained me

by TheShankGuyLucas March 14, 2010

shank

To masturbate and defacate at the same time. The word originates from an amalgamation of the words "shit" and "wank".

Guy 1:"Dude have you ever had a shank?"
Guy 2:"No, man that's disgusting!"
Guy 1:"You should seriously try it, it feels great!"

by peteybobs July 16, 2007

Shank

1. A homemade knife, usually made out of scrap metal, glass, or anything that is sharp.

2. A stab in which a shanking knife "shanks" you right below the rib, or into the rib.

That man over there is going on a shanking rampage!

Excuse me, but i found a shank in my silverware napkin

Ouch. That shank really hurt. Don't do it again cracker.

by joren1122 March 10, 2009

Shank

1) A bladed weapon (knife). can be used as a verb.

2) The word 'shank' can also be a combination of s(hower) and (w)ank. Reffers to masturbating in the shower.

1a) I always carry a shank
1b) I shanked that bre

2) I just had a cheeky shank

by HaRoHe2 August 14, 2009

Ham Shank

Ham Shank, wank. Rhyming slang for masterbation.

"I was so bored I had a Ham Shank"

by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003

Poop Shank

(n.) A little-known-of shank made from a dried-out, hardened, and sharpened piece of human feces usually used in prison as a means of defense or attack.

1. Yo, I heard TK got out of da clink early because some dude stuck 'em in the leg wit a poop shank and he caught a bad staph infection.

2. - Yo, you hear about Ravo?

- Nah.

Dude was hittin' the joint late night and some dude stuck 'em wit a poop shank right when he was gettin' 4 all da way.

by Robadelli January 29, 2009