semen scare

When you pull out late, she thinks she's pregnant but finds out later she isn't.

Female 1: "I just found out I'm not pregnant! I had a real Big semen scare
Female 2: "you dodged a real bullet there!"

by Holtz21211 March 29, 2019

Semen Slurpie

Semen slurpie:
When a women drinks the semen out of the condom after intercourse.

(Sees friend sucking helium out of a balloon)
"ew your reminding me of the time I saw someone do a semen slurpie!"

by sksksksoofoofoof May 8, 2019

semen starched

The stiffening of fabric by way of post ejaculation clean-up.

We found a sock under our teenage sons bed that was semen starched.

by BigswinginD May 19, 2018

lil semen

SoundCloud rapper with the most 🆑🅾️⛎✝️ In the history of the Universe

Niggas be like, “Ayo u heard that Lil Semen he fire asf” that new shit go hard

by LIL SEMEN May 24, 2018

semen nachos

Tortilla chips surrounded by scrumptious semen. Most likely from your local gay male. They prove to make you immortal and can even help you penis press 420,000 pounds because it has 6,000,000 grams of protein.

Person 1: I’m fucking starving and I can’t get through this workout
Gay male: I GOTCHU, HERES MY MUDAFUCKIN SEMEN NACHOS, FARM GROWN!
Person 1: *dies from eating semen nachos*

by Bruhmomentous January 27, 2020

Semen king

A man of great stature and pleasure both in his cum kingdom and in the mainland

Look the SEMEN KING is back.

by anonymous November 11, 2020

semen padang

To forcibly harvest someones semen against there will

Ben just semen padanged the doorline

by Jsloan October 2, 2017