flap scrubbing

Literally, manual female masturbation.
Or figuratively, wasting time, as in goofing off,
fucking off, or the feminine version of jerking off

She's obviously so horny it's interfering with her work. She needs to go home to scrub her flap.
Please take a break from your flap scrubbing and bring me a beer.

by Shayman Bob June 7, 2011

knuckle scrub

The act of vigorously scrubbing one's anus, usually with hot soapy water, to clean it of leftover fecal matter. It is more a practical technique than a pleasurable one, although some people find it serves the dual purpose.

The toilet paper at the resort was of poor quality so I had to hop in the shower and do a quick knuckle scrub before going to dinner.

by Diarrhea Farmer January 12, 2015

Scrub Job

When a dude masturbates in the shower using his girlfriend’s, wife’s or mom’s exfoliating body scrub for lubricant. Akin to jacking oneself with a sheet of sandpaper.

My cock is literally raw from that scrub job.

My mom’s apricot scrub is the best scrub job lube ever.

by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

Scrubbing Muffins

Another term for scissoring; two vaginas making out.

Do you think those two chicks are just friends or scrubbing muffins?

by BeeebTeam March 21, 2020

Scrub Dunker

"Scrub Dunkers" commonly shortened to "Dunkers" are people who by their superior skill "dunk" (shit on) weak scrubs with inferior skills. A common way to identify such a person is to listen out for the sound of panties simultaneously hitting the floor

Did you see Darien's AP renekton worlds game? Now thats a Scrub Dunker

by Crack-Master March 11, 2020

stroke and scrub

When you are completely and utterly destroying your girls cheeks in the shower, while you simultaneously shampoo her lucious locks with Dove Men + Care. ''Tis a pleasure of a lifetime.

John: "I gave Aaron's mom a stroke and scrub last night. Ejaculated everywhere."
Joe: "Was Aaron home?"

John: "Hells yeah I finished on his face."

by Cockstoker3000 February 22, 2017

Scrub the tub

The noise your golf cart makes when it's f***** up.

(A golf cart drives by making weird noises) A guy says "hey, you're scrubbin, scrub the tub"(southern accent)

by 4cslonniepoop July 17, 2016