schlong licker

someone who licks schlong so superbly everyone wants to chop off their dicks and hand it to the schlong licker

girl 1- how many dicks have you sucked?
girl 2- so many i can't count! they call me the schlong licker

by yumclump September 18, 2017

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Schlong

An absolute beast in the bed, the longest of male genitalia, the subway sandwich that you always get. The schlong is a massive cock that all the ladies want, they will die for a one-nighter with this 7-footer. They get horny just thinking about this long, sometimes black, schlong. If you want to experience a schlong for yourself, you want to aim for the darker human males, they are born with the BBC, sometimes measuring in the double digits. As a wise man once told me: "Blacker is bigger.", and he sure was right. The gods of the schlong usually have a lower intellect, and most of the time have the following names: Chad, Dequavious, Tyrone, and Jacob.

Joseph: Holy shit Tyrone, you got a monster in there!
Tyrone: Yeah, I do nigga. Eat this schlong right now.

by Toasted Toebeans November 4, 2022

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