Sam

Keanu Reeves

Man did you see (insert action movie here) that
movie was really SAMMIN it up.

by dickpuncher420orthatguywhoxxx June 24, 2019

Sam

A somewhat attractive guy who can make you believe you're in love with him like that. And can make you belive he loves you too. All he really cares about is sex and nudes. In the end he's extremely untrustworthy and a back-stabbing cunt. He will leave you like that if you make one mistake and never want anything to do with you ever again. He never acts like himself in front of other people. He's too worried about being cool, and getting the douchebag's to like him. Yet he's so attractive. You should definitley stay away from all Sam's if you don't want your life to be destroyed. He's just too fake.

1.Stupid Girl: I love you Sam!
Sam: I love you too!
(one week later)
Stupid Girl: I love you Sam!
Sam: Stay away from me I want nothing to do with you ever again!

2.Brittany: Sam is so awesome and sweet when we text!
Ellen: But how does he act at school around his douche friends
Brittany: He's a total douchebag..

3.Emily: I trusted Sam to be there but he just left me when things got too hard.
Cami: He always does that. He can't handle anything

4. Sam: why did you send nudes to my ex??
Sam's friend: You said you didn't care about her anymore!

Sam: I lied! I just tell people that to seem cool.*crying*
Sam's friend: Just be yourself man. You act like a douche and I know that's not you.

5. Everyone that know's the good Sam: You're so fake.

by dtjsyjffhg May 12, 2014

SAM

Soft As a Motherfucker. Similar to the phrase going HAM you can use the phrase going SAM to describe someone or something that is not good. This works especially well if you are talking about a person named Sam.

Awww man im doing terrible at COD right now.

Yeah i know, your really going sam.

by Alwind September 7, 2012

Sam

A guy who is fun and amazing and is a magnet to All girls

You are such a Sam

by Thatguy08 January 8, 2015

SAM

Acronym for Stoned As a Motherfucker

I am SAM.

I love to eat while I am totally SAM.

by boomboombabyy October 23, 2011

sam

the dumbest bitch alive ... barely knows memes ... has 2 braincells and prefers samsung’s over iphones

lily : sam watch lucifer

sam : that shit is stupid

ava : ur the definition of stupid

liv : i agree with ava

by avaisaqueen May 11, 2019

Sam

Sam a very attractive female, who is always misunderstood by her name, as male. She is strong willed, confident, and not afraid to speak her mind. A Sam has a very big booty, and few, but good friends. If u are a Sam u are very lucky, and will succeed in life. She is most likley to become a famous sports player or a nude model.

"Damn, bro!" Look at that Sam! I can't BELIVE u let her go!"
" I know man, worst mistake"

by ASamWhosHeard-Spamedglich August 24, 2013