Sam

A total dick with a micropenis that requires a nasa telescope to be able to seen. Usually found in their natural habitat, some random girl's dms.

Person 1: He was being a complete twat
Person 2: He is definitely sam

by F8ydoydupfitsoydgufy August 1, 2021

Sam

The army friend who always dies saving someone.

"I had a buddy named Sam. He died saving my life."

by Blueisthesaddestcolour May 28, 2018

Sam

The best person you will ever meet he is so nice and is vv cute

I love you Sam you are so cute!

by Chicken15412 July 3, 2018

Sam

If you know a Sam you ar so lucky. She is like a sister to you she is kind and caring but she may be rude sometimes but she will forgive you after . Sam is very sensitive so be careful of your words .

Who is she?
Ohh she is Sam she is like a sister to me

by J0yzzzt April 20, 2017

Sam

A very annoying smart ass of a person. Literally everybody thinks they are an asshole. Sams also tend to have strange tendencies such as slumping way down in their seat. Sams also tend to be very dirty minded, and rather judgemental. Overall, Sams are decent.

Guy: wow that guy is awful, he must be a Sam

by UmYeahItsJustAHippoThing January 13, 2020

Sam

Sam is a JERK and will ruin your life, he will try to make you do every thing for him, and he complains 24/7. He can go and suck a sewage drain.

Person 1- Sam can you pick up my pencil?
Sam- No go pick it up yourself.
Person 1- *Cry because Sam is mean*

by CountJingleKitty December 28, 2018

Sam

Sam is the type of guy who starts chatting with strangers on instagram direct. He oftenly wants to start a relationship with the person he is chatting with.

Person 1:"Someone proposed to me at instagram."
Person 2:"Oh, what Sam".

by Destroyerofcats July 25, 2018