salp

The crusty paste left on underwear after a women discharged.

Damn, Linda left her salp all over me last night.

by roscar April 24, 2020

Saclopenial

When one man accidentally impales himself on a woman's clit.

-Oh no, Johnson's in the hospital.
-Why?
-Saclopenial.
-Oh, that's horrible.
-Well, it's kinda hot.

by OwMyNine-inch-clit September 6, 2020

salorigual

Another word for a short guy

Saif is such a salorigual!

by YuhYuhSaiki November 18, 2020

salprise

When ur mechanic works on ur car and something falls off or breaks right away.

“Man, my mechanic just worked on my car and the wheel fell of when i was driving.”

“Dude, what the fuck, classic Salprise.

by Yo yo yo yo yo yo January 28, 2021

salongeminge

When you're not quite as good as Beyonce and are exhausted from it

'I've been too busy riding the pork sword now I have salongeminge, exhausted '

by Blazing_keys March 17, 2021

Salogic

"A Fake Friend" because a honest person called a Theodoric calls him that. In other words, he is a Fake Friend because some honest person calls them that without even meeting the person.

You are a Salogic for blocking me and bullying me ;(

by raininiman May 21, 2021

Salon Brat

Child of someone who works/owns a salon. Only can be considered the name if long periods of time during the day are/were spent at the salon. Usually is in the back playing or is seen sweeping around the salon.

Who is that kid sweeping the floor?

Oh thats *Stylist*’s kid, they’re a salon brat.

by Korynna June 3, 2021