To say something that is so stupid that it is actually the funniest thing ever, to the point where it is verified by some burly busted looken ass white boy names Conner, who was the shit in 6th grade when he used to fade paper balls into garbage cans all the time and look cool while doing it.
by GranularBimbo November 5, 2018
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Get the saffron mug.A strong beautiful , kind girl who wears beautiful clothes . Very peaceful and caring . She will always love the boy who will help her to do favours .
Safa loves Bilal because she asked him out and he said yes . Bilal went out with her and they fell deeply in love after recognising each other's beauty in high school .
A true story ...
A true story ...
by Bilal - In love with Safa October 23, 2018
Get the Safa mug.Someone who is hit on frequently by men and secretly likes it. He has an amazingly sexy girlfriend that everyone wants to bang, which irritates him immensely. One of the most laid-back people you will ever meet. Prides himself on gaming way too much, but is a complete noob. Can be amazingly sweet and great in bed if you give him a chance. Thinks he is a weight lifter. This person always has a hard-on.
God, Sajad Safdari is such a noob.
What the fuck happened to you?!? Oh shit, Sajad Safdari probably saw you talking to his girlfriend.
What the fuck happened to you?!? Oh shit, Sajad Safdari probably saw you talking to his girlfriend.
by hm7896 February 2, 2009
Get the Sajad Safdari mug.Town in Essex that has lots of smokers, chavs, girls wearing rolled-up skirts, abnoxious teenagers and children and random old people.
All respect goes to those random old people.
Anyways, here in this town we like to name things improperly. For instance:
The Common -- No, it's just a huge field of grass, some benches, a little park down at the bottom and a 'labyrinth', when, in all honesty, it's just some lines drawn on the grass. It's not a 'common', it's a field.
Bridge End Gardens -- where is this bridge end? In fact, where is this bridge?
For now, this is really all you need to know about this beloved little town. Oh, and we got lots of shops :D
All respect goes to those random old people.
Anyways, here in this town we like to name things improperly. For instance:
The Common -- No, it's just a huge field of grass, some benches, a little park down at the bottom and a 'labyrinth', when, in all honesty, it's just some lines drawn on the grass. It's not a 'common', it's a field.
Bridge End Gardens -- where is this bridge end? In fact, where is this bridge?
For now, this is really all you need to know about this beloved little town. Oh, and we got lots of shops :D
Person 1: So where do you live, Mr. Chav?
Chav: I live down in Saffron Walden. Can't get much better than that, mate.
Person 1: ....
Chav: I live down in Saffron Walden. Can't get much better than that, mate.
Person 1: ....
by Freddos R Better When Cheaper February 28, 2011
Get the Saffron Walden mug.Acronym meaning the state of mind that goes along with wearing shorts and flip flops (i.e. acronym is for Shorts And Flip Flops). It's a state of happiness, of being free, a relaxed state of mind. One in which you walk slowly because you're in no rush to get anywhere, and the air around you is comfortable. It is completely understandable for one's goal in life to be saffing for as high a percentage of time as possible.
"So what are you up to?"
"Just saffing down on the boardwalk, checking out the waves. Man I love summer."
"Just saffing down on the boardwalk, checking out the waves. Man I love summer."
by goldenbear26 February 3, 2010
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