Ryder

Ryder’s the name of someone that will absolutely shatter your heart.

Ryder C broke my heart.

by Kxrae April 18, 2024

Ryder

Ryder never learned the days of the week

"Ryder, what day is it today?"
"I don't know. I came out of my mom's vagina with my brain fried!"

by CaeAltinha10 May 22, 2024

Ryder Aldridge

He is the notorious Conner Mcgregor

he has a big Conner Ryder Aldridge Jose are you listening

by Idk34312 June 10, 2024

Ryderdingus

An alcoholic, that’s all you need to know. And a fein.

Bro did you hear john got a ryderdingus award.

by Xxsheliexx December 6, 2024

ryder

ryder is the type guy who you’ll wish you had met years ago when you have only known him for a week, but yall are already best friends. his shaggy hair and sparkling blue eyes are the most handsome thing youll ever lay eyes on, because his heart matches it. Ryder is actually extremely funny if u understand his type humor and he loves to make u laugh, but he rarely smiles unless his gf is with him— he loves his girl with a deep passion and would do anything for her, and NEVER would cheat. loyal and supportive thru anything and she trust him completely.

If you ever find a ryder in your life, hold on to him as tight as you can and never let go

him: i would never cheat on you
girl: i know cuz ur a true ryder, i trust you

mom: we love her bf so much, hes so caring and funny and loyal- he rly lives up to his name: Ryder!

by 132joyryderFloridaPalmBeach March 24, 2025

Ryder solis

Someone who doesnt like their friends

Declan : im gonna go hang out with my girlfriend
Gunnar : dude no youre bring such a ryder solis

by De3in November 30, 2025

Ryder

A crusty dry man who thinks they are amazing at music but actually suck ass. he also has the largest penis in the state of maryland sizing around 13 inches. Ryder Taylor is unable to preform sexual acts due to the immense size of his erect penis. Ryder Taylor also loves to preform acts of drinking a cup of piss and shit and vomit it over his partner. since he can’t use his penis he uses his kink. i am also going to surprise attack him with a needle of ketamine and fentanyl on January 5th.

Look it’s that guy Ryder Taylor he is such a fucking bum i guess he’s cool tho

by theman2026 December 15, 2025