toss roast

A combination of a toss salad and a spit roast. Picture 3 people: Ben, Mary and James. Mary is taking Ben's dick from behind, whilst putting her tongue in James' personal space.

Honey, would you like to invite my father over for a toss roast?

by Noni Wilson November 8, 2004

bagels and roast beef

1.) in reference to an old woman's crotchial region.
2.) an elderly woman's cellulite asscheeks and old vagina lips.

damn -- Grandpa had some straight up bagels and roast beef last night!

by ohhcheese July 16, 2006

roast

1. Meaning “to ridicule”… the word was popular among middle schoolers circa 2007 and is still nauseatingly overused by childish high schoolers today.

2. A word used when not quick enough to come up with an actual insult.

1. “Look at those ugly shoes! I’m ‘bout to roast him.”

2. Cordia: You better watch it or I’ll roast you.

Jalin: Go ahead, roast me.

Cordia: (to friends) Aww hell naw, he’s about to get roasted!

Jalin: Waiting...

Cordia: Alright, ima roast you now...

by LC Bears November 15, 2009

pot roast

The sexual act wherein a female fellates a man while she is defecating on the toilet. This is similar to the blumpkin.

I walked in on my girlfriend taking a dump, and she insisted on giving me a pot roast.

by Mark Kirch January 2, 2010

spit roast

A threesome involving 2 males and a female. The woman in the middle gets fucked from behind while sucking off the other male.

'You dad and I spit-roasted your mom' For maxium chauvenistic effect the males should high five each other while insulting the woman. Eg. ' Hey which end you got?' 'I dunno I cant tell the difference!'

by spit ro-st September 22, 2003

Ball Park Betty Rump Roaster

It's when your fucking a girl from behind when she is on all fours. Then you stick a hot dog in her ass at the same time pulling your penis out of her vagina, then cramming your penis down her throat. She will instinctively gag thus shooting the hot dog out of her ass into the awaiting hot dog bun.

While having sex with my girlfriend I became hungry. Soon she thougt she was being DP'd. To her suprise she was just used as a Ball Park Betty Rump Roaster.

by Brian Ringer November 19, 2007

posted n' roasted

When some douchebag comments on your facebook status to try and make you look like a complete dumbass/ fag when in actuality your comeback results in that person calling you multiple times to delete the post to save them from the shit they'll get at school the following day. Usually the person has done this multiple times with the same outcome and their only defense is to call you an "asshole"

(Happens to Gabe L. on a daily basis)

post: got a 5 year old kid to flip off a cop today...I'll make a great parent someday! :)

douchebag: no you won't because that would require you to hit pubery.

poster: dude you'd have to fork out a load of money that you don't have to even get a girl to think your sexually attractive, no less father her kid.

douchebag:I never paid you and I'm afraid that you think that I'm pretty attractive. Then again you think most men are attractive.

poster: Well your flabby tits are larger than most girls so it was a bit confusing...

(douchebag texts/calls you repeatedly to delete the comment. Resorts to begging to which you may or may not succumb to.)

friend sees the douchebag's attempt at a burn that got them totally fucked : "POSTED N' ROASTED!!"

by Kevin E. F. May 5, 2010