puerto rican shower

the act of applying cologne and deodorant in the place of cleansing oneself by showering

sean woke up late for class so he took a puerto rican shower

by that damn good November 13, 2003

Puerto Rican Double

When a batter hits a single and then steals second base.

Hernandez completes the Puerto Rican Double with that theft of second.

by Jim & Todd September 6, 2007

puerto rican suitcase

large oversize plastic bags from stores or garbage bags used in place or as an alternative to using/buying luggage when travelling.

Joe didn't have the money to buy a suitcase when he went on Greyhound so he used a puerto rican suitcase to bring his stuff.

by The Amazing Mr. Jeff February 15, 2006

rican ride

tricked out, low-riding car with dark tints, big rims, and (optional) obnoxious exhaust. usually accompanied by reggaeton with loud bass
can be seen anywhere in the south end of hartford

Doug turned his whip into a rican ride so he'd fit in on park street but he sticks out like a sore thumb in the burbs.

by mami chulaaaa January 11, 2009

ecua-rican

To be of Ecuadorian (Ecuatoriano) or Puerto Rican (Puertorriqueño) descent.

She told me she was Ecua-rican.

by Enrique11206 September 11, 2006

puerto rican funeral

A motor vehicle typically from the hood with large white letters in the rear window that read R.I.P. and then the person who passes away's name.
A great way to advertise

Yo, check it, dat whip says "R.I.P. Sixmundo" must be a Puerto Rican Funeral

by Pepemama March 18, 2007

Puerto Rican Twins

Siblings born exactly 9 months apart.

When a woman gets knocked up the day after popping out a kid; 9 months later, she's got puerto rican twins.

by deks1 May 22, 2008