Religion 

an inspiration to artists, a useless item the gets in the way of peoples lives, hurts peoples self confidence, and sometimes gives aids. also an excuse to see how many people they can 'save'. at the end of time the religion with the most followers wins

hey, im a christian, and so far our religion is beating you, jewish people! ha!

Religion by jimmayyyyyy December 7, 2009

Religion 

An insurance policy for bad people who are scared of hell.

Guy 1: "I just killed my neighbor's dog and had sex with a ten year old"

Guy 2: 'Wow, that's really messed up! You're going to hell for sure."

Guy 3: "Oh no, it's cool, I have religion! And I'm going to church on Sunday! Jesus loves me. Have you been saved? You should come with me."

Religion by Lottylula May 19, 2008

RELIGION 

A futile attempt at processing all of life's wonders and mysteries into one, easy-to-follow dogma.

Different groups of simpletons try harder and harder to compress life into a digestible fear-furrow, the two biggest of which of Christians and Atheists, who are either extreme of the idiot scale.

RELIGION:

Christianity
Buddhism
Shinto
Atheism
Islam
Richard Dawkins readers
Oprah
All Your Base Are Belong To Us

RELIGION by mike McGrath-Bryan January 7, 2009

religion 

The generic excuse for massacring millions and hating others

"I hate gays and went to war. Why? My religion... duh."

religion by Imright,weallknowit January 12, 2016

religion 

The first lesson of being a Con artist

Look mom it's Jesus! Actuality it's a con artist milking out your money
Religion the best way to get money!!

religion by Your guide to the Internet April 3, 2016

religion 

What just about everyone in this world makes fun of .... until when after they die and stand before God, they (the non-believers) crap their pants.

For some, it takes a crisis in life to wake them up, where they go to God for help. Some people are too ignorant to do so, where they miss out on the blessings God gives people who accept him and Jesus Christ.

Everyone in this world has the right to risk burning in hell for not believing in God and accepting Jesus Christ as our savior.

Person #1: "Religion is so bogus! There isn't a God! Where's the proof?! I believe in this flawed world, not the bible. You're just wasting your time on religion man! Religious people are dumbasses! TEHEHE!!!"

Person #2: Ha! Make fun of it all you want. We will all see one day who the dumbass is. It must suck thinking that when we all die, that's it, no more life.

religion by Kevin Johnny March 31, 2007

religion 

Totally for gays, hypocrits and old people! get a real life COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

only old people, gays and hypocrits go to church, why bother?

religion by Aaron January 15, 2004