Delayed Reaction Man

Delayed Reaction Man is one of the best superheros ever.

...However, he isn't that reliable for being on time to save the day.

Person One: *is about to be stabbed by a random stranger* Help me Delayed Reaction Man!

20 minutes later....

*Person One is left on the ground bleeidng in its own blood*
DRM: Have no fear! I'm here to save the day!

by Nion_lead June 10, 2008

reaction

A provoked outburst, following piss-taking by friends.

"Look at the size of your lips Joe"

"Fuck off Lewis, you're such a dick"

"Reaction acheived!!!!!!!"

by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005

Penile Rejection

When a girl see's your penis and decides not to have sex, either due to large or smallness, or perhaps warts or any other sign of VD. Could be just that you are ugly!

"Man I have Penile Rejection last night!"
"Shit, must have been your herpes sores again."

by blumehauser March 6, 2010

rejection party

a miserly compensation for getting trapped in an alternative reality in which you failed.

inviting 47 friends (and their friends) to the beach to get drunk off apple cider would be the most common form of a rejection party

by yduikeitghael January 9, 2010

Rejection

Something my friends do a lot

Rejection

by mahveenisasimp June 30, 2020

hetero-rejection

Getting rejected by the opposite and same sex simultaneously.

He is really suffering from hetero-rejection today.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

Lust Reaction

When a girl experiences a quick burst of horniness for no reason occurring quickly and leaving quickly.

"Last night I was talking to my boyfriend and I had a strong lust reaction, it really sucked."

by J.1 May 11, 2010