Quartermasters

A group of mildly athletic band kids hand-picked by the directors for modern-day child labor. Their proficiency ranges from absolute angels to destructive morons who drop megaphones on buses. Within their closet, they possess an Ouija board, which has become their pseudo-mascot for some ungodly reason. By the end of their season, their collective IQ will have degenerated into that of a strawberry.

"Oh my gosh, the met just imploded! Those darn quartermasters."

by gigachad10000 March 28, 2023

Three Quarter Swap

In Swinging, the Three Quarters Swap is sex between two couples, where one woman may only have sex with her husband or the other female, but not the other male. So a man can have sex with his wife and the other woman, the other woman and the other male, or the other woman, but his wife may not have sex with the other male.

Hey baby, we're going swinging tonight, but we're only going to do a Three Quarter Swap. I don't want you messing around with any guys besides me!

by Tony "Tone" Booyah April 18, 2011

Classroom Quarterback

The douche handing off all their work to the guy next to them and passing the class from anothers work

Guy 1: The Classroom quarterback just gave me all his work, fuck!

Guy 2: sorry for your luck dude.

by MONARCH95 May 2, 2011

good quarterback

Something the Texans don't and never will have.

Example 1:

Broncos Fan: "Let's Go Manning"
Pats Fan: "Brady's better"
Texans Fan: "Cries"

Example 2:
"Can you spell Good Quarterback"
Texans Fan: uhhhh uhhhhh G-O-O-O-O-D Q-A-R-T-E-R-B-A-C-K-S

by MrSlimShady21 October 19, 2014

a quarter to Breitling

If you wear a expensive chronometer watch like Breitling and you want to show off, you can say this phrase.

To use this phrase it's possible to arrange every expensive chronometer watch (e.g. Rolex or IWC) with any time data.

Brooklyn: What time is it?
Leopold: It's a quarter to Breitling.

by Insalata May 30, 2015

three-quarter life crisis

The depression, ennui, and disorientation experienced when, for the first time in your life, you lose your job AND you are over the age of 55.

Jane: "Wow. I cannot believe that after working for The Company for 18 years, they eliminated my position, without so much as a warning. I have never lost a job before! "
Dick: "Sounds like ageism to me. Welcome to your three-quarter life crisis. Sucks"

by BigKJS November 24, 2016

Josephs Quartzy

Josephs Quartzy (noun); is a name of a Tanzanian singer-songwriter, actor and entrepreneur. The name Josephs Quartzy came to form from the combination of a male surname "Josephs" and "Quartzy" meaning, a body rich of hard crystalline mineral called Quartz.

That is Josephs Quartzy's picture.

by Naming difficulties November 8, 2021