A child lacking in social/physical skills of his or her peers. Always raised by an overly protective parent. Wimpy, wussy, weanie, pansy, giggly, goofy, immature. They have a false sense of reality, thinking that the stupid stuff that they do is an accomplishment, and their parents praise them for their actions. If a boy, he usually plays with younger kids, often girls, and he lacks the physical skills and desire to play with boys his age. Fairylike tendencies. Could be a girl. Generally would shy away from organized sports, but create their own stupid/silly games, and be proud of themselves. When given the opportunity to participate in real sports, the puppy ranger will usually not participate.
Puppy ranger Michael, a fourteen year old, giggled while he played tag with his little sister and her friends, while the neighborhood boys his age played football in the park.
by Joe Magumbo December 9, 2008
Get the puppy rangermug. used in threads, like on facebook or myspace, to show that someone has just asked a question which has been asked a million times before and to which the answer is obvious.
by ribbitt January 11, 2008
Get the *kills a puppy*mug. The more sinsister offspring of the legendary yuppie of 1980s Britain.
Their primary directive at birth is to leave the leafy surburbs of decently sized urban areas where they reside with there retiring and massively wealthy parents and moved inwards to gentrify all they lay before them. Notting Hill and the Docklands of London a perfect example.
Now with regular accents as opposed to the Home Counties twang of the generation that came before them.
Their primary directive at birth is to leave the leafy surburbs of decently sized urban areas where they reside with there retiring and massively wealthy parents and moved inwards to gentrify all they lay before them. Notting Hill and the Docklands of London a perfect example.
Now with regular accents as opposed to the Home Counties twang of the generation that came before them.
by britishandworried February 4, 2005
Get the yuppie puppymug. A canine utilized for self pleasure.
by Gabesta99 April 3, 2023
Get the Pocket Puppymug. by Calun March 12, 2014
Get the puppy childmug. A dog that’s used to bribe children not to feel bad about their parents not loving each other anymore
“Dude, just heard about your parents affair, guess it’s over?”
“You know it bro, it’s divorce puppy time”
“You know it bro, it’s divorce puppy time”
by Kayla1767 October 8, 2020
Get the Divorce Puppymug. The Puppy Barley Club - yes. The Puppy Barley Club is a company that makes "Health Care" items, mostly nonsensical items such as Oil of Myrrh, styles, leather goods, inner bippies, and royal furniture.
by MichaelJacksonDoAHeeHee June 14, 2022
Get the Puppy Barleymug.