Punching bag

When your ballsack is saggy and you stick it in her vagina when she's about to give birth so the baby starts kicking and punching at it like a punching bag from the uterus.

Right before my wife was about to give birth to my son, I performed the punching bag and he was already like manny pacquiao

by Robindaasian October 2, 2018

punching the cloud

to masturbate visciously lying on your back facing the sky

i went to my room th start punching the cloud

by neil donaghy November 15, 2003

Punching the turtle

Masturbation. Often mistaken for playing Super Mario World on SNES.

Knock knock, hey man what are you doing in there? Dude! punching the turtle go away!

by Zachaotic June 13, 2011

poll puncher

a person, who is usually drunk, has tendencies to punch street sign polls.

when is comes out of the pub, he can't help but be a poll puncher.

by smashed_crab April 27, 2005

card puncher

Someone who dates purposely to take someone's v card; also called hit it and quit it.

Stay away from Tom, he's a real card puncher.

by Maggie Cunningham September 1, 2006

Penny puncher

English 1p coins sellotaped together the length of your knuckle's and then held in your hand to straighten out your knuckle's when punching someone

Penny Puncher

I couldn't find an image but it will look similar to this,

oooooooooo <- like that and then held in your hand.

by K.O Ash February 10, 2010

cock punching migraine

bad planning and a stupid idea all rolled into one. first sleeping for so long you wake up with a massive migraine you dont know what to do when you wake up. that when you wake up and have a massive hard on, your first idea is to punch your hard on as hard as you can.

dude i slept for twenty four hours and when i woke up i had a cock punching migraine, so i punched my cock and went to sleep for another eight hours. god my dick hurts

by Dopeldog January 15, 2011