Pumpernickel Pickle

A man with such sexual prowess that the woman sleeps deeply and wakes up late in the morning

I almost lost my job because I spent the weekend with a pumpernickel pickle for the third time

by Stacie Sanchez December 25, 2023

Pumped Up Kicks

The one kid who never talks, but is super cool (WARNING: he might also shoot up your school)

"That kid is so cool, I bet he listens to Pumped Up Kicks"

by real_mrbreast April 12, 2025

Pumped Up Kicks

a person who says nothing, but is so cool (WARNING: he might also bring a gun to school)

damn, he's so cool, I bet he listens to Pumped Up Kicks

by real_mrbreast April 12, 2025

Pumped

To have been penetrated by someone

(Used in the UK)

“I pumped your mum last night, it was so good”

by Baygoners March 25, 2026

Pumpernickel Creamsurprise

When you ejaculate large amounts of cum constantly inside of a yeast-infected-woman's vagina (or anus), to the point where cum rushes out of her vagina (or anus) and you use said cum, mixed with the yeast, to make a creamy, odorous pumpernickel bread that goes under the title "Pumpernickel Creamsurprise"

"My friend John and his girlfriend gave me a loaf of bread called a Pumpernickel Creamsurprise, I can't wait to try it!"

by poopybootycoolyfooly June 11, 2025

Pumpernickel Fucker

A man who fucks pumpernickels.

“You’re such a pumpernickel fucker!”
“What the fuck are you talking about.”

by thisisaname7 June 13, 2025

Pumperkraut

A sandwich theoretically created by an alternate-universe Sheetz gas station chain, consisting of real Amish bratwurst, pumpernickel bread, and tangy sauerkraut (optional melted cheese). Part of the MTO (Made To Order) sandwich lineup launched by alternate-universe Sheetz in 2023, the Pumperkraut quickly became South Central Pennsylvania’s favorite Sheetz MTO sandwich of all time.

“Dude, rumsprigen is so cool, I’m so stoned”
“That’s real. Let’s hit up Sheetz for a coupla Pumperkrauts.”

by LittleMissBrattyPants June 15, 2025