Greta was a quite promiscuous girl, who tried to replace the feeling of chagrin, by attempting to steal her friends' boyfriends.
by Mrs.Devil November 5, 2008
Get the Promiscuous mug.The Boston-Providence Theory states that there is nothing in Rhode Island that is better than anything in Massachusetts. Rhode Island was created in 1765 when Jonathan Williams, a prominent cartographer, sneezed while drawing Massachusetts. The most persuading data to back up the Boston-Providence Theory is as follows:
1. Boston > Providence. Boston has better people, bars, beer, accents, businesses, neighborhoods, rivers and schools.
2. Harvard > Brown. Brown is the illegitimate step-child of the Ivy League. Harvard is the best college in the country.
3. Cape Cod > Newport. Newport is tiny and as aside from a very nice section near the water, is an appalling ghetto. Cape Cod's gorgeous beaches and dunes are world famous.
4. Whitey Bulger > Buddy Cianci. Buddy Cianci got caught. Whitey's adventures spawned an Academy Award winning film.
5. Roxbury > Pawtucket. Because if we're talking ghettos, Roxbury will fuck you up.
6. Dunkin' Donuts > Dell's. Dell's is a lemonade stand on steroids. Dunkin' Donuts is a purveyor of the finest coffee in New England.
7. Red Sox > Providence Bruins. Have you even heard of the Providence Bruins? Their big brother plays in...Boston. The Red Sox are a New England institution
8. Children's > Hasbro. When your kid's got an earache, you go to Hasbro. He comes home with the flu. When your kid has cancer, you go to Children's. He comes home healthy.
9. Sam Adams > Narragansett Brewery. Sam Adams is an internationally acclaimed, ass-kicking beer. Narragansett beer is simply Narragansett Bay sludge colored to look like beer.
1. Boston > Providence. Boston has better people, bars, beer, accents, businesses, neighborhoods, rivers and schools.
2. Harvard > Brown. Brown is the illegitimate step-child of the Ivy League. Harvard is the best college in the country.
3. Cape Cod > Newport. Newport is tiny and as aside from a very nice section near the water, is an appalling ghetto. Cape Cod's gorgeous beaches and dunes are world famous.
4. Whitey Bulger > Buddy Cianci. Buddy Cianci got caught. Whitey's adventures spawned an Academy Award winning film.
5. Roxbury > Pawtucket. Because if we're talking ghettos, Roxbury will fuck you up.
6. Dunkin' Donuts > Dell's. Dell's is a lemonade stand on steroids. Dunkin' Donuts is a purveyor of the finest coffee in New England.
7. Red Sox > Providence Bruins. Have you even heard of the Providence Bruins? Their big brother plays in...Boston. The Red Sox are a New England institution
8. Children's > Hasbro. When your kid's got an earache, you go to Hasbro. He comes home with the flu. When your kid has cancer, you go to Children's. He comes home healthy.
9. Sam Adams > Narragansett Brewery. Sam Adams is an internationally acclaimed, ass-kicking beer. Narragansett beer is simply Narragansett Bay sludge colored to look like beer.
Guy 1: I don't really feel safe living in Providence.
Guy 2: Well according to the Boston-Providence Theory you abandon that hell-hole and move to paradise.
Guy 1: Good call. What part of Boston should I move to?
"After seeing the light, Max found the Red Sox, left Pawtucket and settled in Back Bay."
Guy 2: Well according to the Boston-Providence Theory you abandon that hell-hole and move to paradise.
Guy 1: Good call. What part of Boston should I move to?
"After seeing the light, Max found the Red Sox, left Pawtucket and settled in Back Bay."
by Jesus^2 January 2, 2008
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-The Largest City in Rhode Island with 175000 people
-Downcity/Waterfire and the Mall is pretty nice
-The Present Mayor is Gay while the former one was corrupt
-Everywhere besides downtown and eastside is out of bounds, you really have no buissness there unless u live there, visiting someone, or going somewhere.
* Heres the reason you dont wanna go to the wrong neighboorhood
Providence Murders
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-Its also a very diverse city with over half the population spanish
-Home of the 1999, 2000, 2001 Gravity Games
-Overall if your from out of town there is plenty of things to do down city; just dont venture off to a bad area
-Downcity/Waterfire and the Mall is pretty nice
-The Present Mayor is Gay while the former one was corrupt
-Everywhere besides downtown and eastside is out of bounds, you really have no buissness there unless u live there, visiting someone, or going somewhere.
* Heres the reason you dont wanna go to the wrong neighboorhood
Providence Murders
1985 14
1986 18
1987 20
1988 21
1989 28
1990 31
1991 17
1992 19
1993 22
1994 20
1995 22
1996 16
1997 12
1998 15
1999 26
2000 30
2001 23
2002 23
2003 18
2004 17
2005 20
2006 11
-Its also a very diverse city with over half the population spanish
-Home of the 1999, 2000, 2001 Gravity Games
-Overall if your from out of town there is plenty of things to do down city; just dont venture off to a bad area
Little Kid: Mommy can we go 2 the Providence Place Mall
Mom: Yes as long as you can help read the highway signs, I dont wanna take the wrong exit and be in the wrong neighboorhood.
Little Kid: I think we will be better off By going to the Warwick Mall
Mom: Yes as long as you can help read the highway signs, I dont wanna take the wrong exit and be in the wrong neighboorhood.
Little Kid: I think we will be better off By going to the Warwick Mall
by Bigz September 30, 2008
Get the Providence mug.The contents of a dish, usually pertaining to various vegetables in the dish such as fig, etc. A term used in various parts of the Caribbean particularly Trinidad and Tobago.
by Keenan Daniel Dumoy December 22, 2008
Get the Provision mug.A "Promise" is an insult or a nickname for someone or something who has done something wrong / is the worst, an insult for everything. Not too rude, not too kind.
You can use the word "Promise" for anything, anyone, no matter what they have done, it is the best insult.
You can use the word "Promise" for anything, anyone, no matter what they have done, it is the best insult.
Dave: Hey man, did you like that twilight movie
Greg: Fuck you, Promise.
Dave: Sorry for stealing your girlfriend.
Greg: Fucking Promise.
Dave: Hey man, you no that Jim kid?
Greg: Yeah bro, he's a fucking promise hey.
Greg: Fuck you, Promise.
Dave: Sorry for stealing your girlfriend.
Greg: Fucking Promise.
Dave: Hey man, you no that Jim kid?
Greg: Yeah bro, he's a fucking promise hey.
by Promise123 November 21, 2010
Get the Promise mug.Many parents make a pledge wit h thier children (most commonly, daughters) to wait until marriage to have sex. The parents give the child a ring, called a promise ring, and it symbolizes their promise to wait.
A Promise Rong is the same exact thing. Parents talk to their child and give them the ring. The only thing is, basically all of the child's peer KNOW that they've had already.
Usually found on networking site profiles, usually myspace.
They flaunt the ring on their pictures, and they blab about how their waiting, but everyone knows its BULLSH*T.
A Promise Rong is the same exact thing. Parents talk to their child and give them the ring. The only thing is, basically all of the child's peer KNOW that they've had already.
Usually found on networking site profiles, usually myspace.
They flaunt the ring on their pictures, and they blab about how their waiting, but everyone knows its BULLSH*T.
Mandyxoxo5's about me;
I have a promise ring, so that means that i'm waiting until marriage to have sex.
(sarah and alexandra reading it)
sarah: haha everyone knows she's had sex already
alex: didn't she like, lose her virginity at like, 12?
sarah: how do her parents not know?
alex: look at her outfit
(both look at a picture)
alex: she has her boobs hanging out with her promise ring on.
sarah: like, seriously.
alex: i know she totally has a 'promise rong'!
I have a promise ring, so that means that i'm waiting until marriage to have sex.
(sarah and alexandra reading it)
sarah: haha everyone knows she's had sex already
alex: didn't she like, lose her virginity at like, 12?
sarah: how do her parents not know?
alex: look at her outfit
(both look at a picture)
alex: she has her boobs hanging out with her promise ring on.
sarah: like, seriously.
alex: i know she totally has a 'promise rong'!
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