Prostitute rules

you fuck it, you pay for it

"Hey Tarquin, can I borrow you wetsuit", "of course Kevin, prostitute rules though" kevin later returned the wetsuit with a leg missing after a shark attack however, prostitute rules were agreed upon and he had to pay Tarquin for a new wetsuit and was evicted shortly after due to lack of funds to pay rent.

by Robadong October 19, 2017

Friend Prostitute

Can you think of a couple or friend who is friends with everyone. They try to be liked by all and have friends over individually at dinners or lunches to maintain relationships.

Their narcissistic need to be liked is ironic because it is impossible to share the same values, interests hobbies or beliefs as every single friend.

They compromise their values to be liked and provide a fake front or change their behaviour to suit different friends.

Also called ‘Keeping up with Joneses’

My mate is a friend prostitute as he tries so hard to be liked by all and is scared to have a difference of opinion in ‘fear of losing business’.

by Fergo2024 April 30, 2025

I, Angel Jose Robles Order My Biological Mother To Take Her Teeth Out For Prostitution, I

I, Angel Jose Robles Order My Biological Mother To Take Her Teeth Out For Prostitution, I

I, Angel Jose Robles Order My Biological Mother To Take Her Teeth Out For Prostitution, I

by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 23, 2025

Digital Prostitute

Someone who uses dating apps such as Tinder, Buble, Plenty of Fish, etc. to either promote their Only Fans, sell their "content", or offer sexual services for money. They often try to get you to add their Instagram or Snapchat account. They typically unmatch with you shortly after their solicitation.

High School Ian: "Did you get any matches on the app?"
College Mike: "Yeah, but they were all Digital Prostitutes, so I deleted the app."
Dave: "As you should, The Hub is free!"

by Lonely_bastard July 12, 2024

organized prostitution

The act of a person or persons selling themselves sexually disguised as a relationship or friendship.

I met a woman on social media I thought we had a connection but it was organized prostitution.

by 215Jonny September 12, 2023

Prostitutely

A word used to agree in a situation that involves someone who looks or acts like a prostitute.

Man 1: Hey, look at what Sarah's wearing.

Man 2: She looks like she wants it in the ass.

Man 1: Prostitutely.

by Flomango September 30, 2012

Prostitute Minded

Allowing a person with the ability to presude you with they intellectual skillz.

That person got bribe out of some money prostitute Minded

by anonymous October 28, 2020