private equitied

When a company, service, or institution is gutted, hollowed out, or otherwise destroyed after being acquired by private equity — usually through layoffs, cost-cutting, asset stripping, innovative accounting practices, or other forms of short-term profit extraction. A more financially precise version of enshitified.

That hospital was private equitied so hard even the IVs have sponsorships.

I give it six months until it’s private equitied.

Yeah, that was before they got private equitied; you should scan the QR code.

by J BCD October 17, 2025

Private Jet

A private jet is an airplane that is smaller and more luxurious. It's usual capacity is way less than a normal plane and is the most common place to find Taylor Swift.

Look at that private jet!

by cheeseofguava June 16, 2024

Private

You're solipsistic trash Chris. And a midget. I stopped watching your podcast after I found out you were short.

Hym "You know what you shouldn't keep private? Whether or not you had to buy special chairs so your feet touch the ground. OR! OR... Does Joe Rogan keep a booster seat on-set for people like you?"

by Hym Iam June 10, 2024

Private Jet

An elaborate and expensive way to appear a hypocrite.

Yeah, but I off set the carbon with lots of trees, and a Papal dispensation. Now let’s park my private jet next to that snowdrift while I harangue you about Global Warming you smelly peasants

by Maggie T May 7, 2025

private session

When your Spotify is on private so your friends can’t see your partaking in sad nibba hours

Damn last night I had a fat private session listening to I fall apart

by Sad nibba December 18, 2017

Private Office

An organisation frequently referred to by those who belong to it. People who work for the Private Office have to hand out their business cards or they will have an aneurysm.

Private Office, Jack speaking!

It’s a Private Office thing, you wouldn’t understand you stupid fuck!

by cremedecaca November 22, 2021

Private School

Where rich affluent kids go to experience their formative years in private school. They swear that they are not privileged and that they are in the middle class of the economic scale. Where they will ask you why your parent didn't vote for the affordability act, while living in a HOA that make sure you pay a fine for what plants you have in your front yard.

I'm an anarcho-communist that rails against the system, the sexism and racism and fascism that exist. At my private school they said that all of us are equal only after a few of us paid the tuition fee.

by anonymous October 6, 2022