touch of a paedophile

A football term when someone miscontrols the ball. Touch of a paedophile, hardly the softest of touches.

When someone knocks the ball out of play, you shout that wasthe touch of a paedophile.

by Richard Slatcher July 15, 2005

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Pedophile

A fucking dumbass.

Pedo: Hey u look hawt
Child: Thanks!
Pedo: wanna date
Child: Yeah! :D
Pedo let’s meet up irl

Child: Okay! My address is 69 Fucker Drive
Pedo: yay thx
The next day.....
Child: Mommy I think I’m pregnant

Mom: NOOOOO!!! WHY MY BABY?!?!?! SHE’S ONLY 10!!!! WHY WOULD THAT STUPID PEDOPHILE DO THAT TO MY BABY

by Princess Cringe June 7, 2018

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paedophile

You spelled it wrong you british motherfucker. Its pedophile, not paedophile, ya twat.

British person: paedophiles suck. Murrican motherfucking badass: Its pedophile you wanker!

by faffabetaler April 14, 2019

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word pedophile

one who make many "play on words".

Kevin:you dumb
Jeff:well your lame
Kevin:pff i have perfect use of both my legs thank you very lil
Jeff:dude dont be such a word pedophile

by HxK Kevin December 19, 2007

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Pedophile

Someone sexually attracted to under-age children.

Most have a strong desire to rape them but never do so (which is called pediphilia OCD), while others carry out their desires. People don’t care if a person has pedophila disorder or pedophilia OCD beause they’re all grouped together and deemed as absolutely disgusting people that should all just dissapear from the world.

“Hey did you see that pedophile on the news?” “Yeah but i heard he was just a case of pedophilia OCD.” “still, what a disgusting sick f*ck, right! Would never let my kid get within a range of a kilometer of that guy!”

by Just someone whos really bored March 29, 2021

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