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potato finger 

A shanky penis or a penis that has been infected with a venereal disease and looks like a lumpy, infested, blistered, pimpled mess.
Jolly Johannason got the old potato finger when he grabbed his paycheck, spending it on a Vegas Venus, one week later a pain was growing in his groin and pimply crap started oozing from dozens of sores around his pecker.
potato finger by Venk January 13, 2006
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potato burn 

when you eat french fries too quickly and it feels like a big wad of potato grandeur got stuck in your heart.
My blood sugar has dropped i am feeling woozy with hunger...."uh hello i guess i just have a #7....sure super size it" Fries arrive wiping grease and salt on your jeans to avoid the time consuming task of finding the napkins....WHEN...you get hit right in the chest with potato burn. You were eating so quickly it seems as if your french fries are stuck directly in your heart.
potato burn by bigeschmalls April 7, 2011
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Potaua is a name given by Maori to a child who they believe will continue to keep alive their customs, language and traditions. Potaua is considered a leader amongst leaders, able to quickly survey the environment, develop innovative plans and able to start work and inspire others. Potaua draws on Maori war traditions though is raised to love peace.
Gees, that Potaua is mean Maori mean!
Potaua by Night's General April 25, 2011

potato-sac

The potato-sac had 32 potatoes in it.
potato-sac by word authority June 19, 2016

potato chip looking ass

Someone who looks like a god damn potato chip. There head is curved in and they were the same trash shoes everyday. These kind people say they have yeezys but they really don't. They smell like musty dick and have rusty, dirty braces.
Ex: Look at that potato chip looking ass with his trashy shoes

Potassium sword 

A meme version of a banana or just to make bananas sound cooler
Griffen: I ate this banana last nigh it was fucking amazing
Elijah: you mean potassium sword you cunt
Potassium sword by Kent52203 March 20, 2017

potayto tomahto 

Pronunciation:
/póteɪtoʊ təˈmɑ təʊ/

Definitions:
1. (idiomatic) Used to suggest that two apparently similar things are actually different from each other.

2. (idiomatic) Used to admit that there is a distinction between two close things when the speaker previously maintained there was no distinction.

Etymology:
Uses American English and British English pronunciations of the words potato and tomato. Adaptation of the interchangeable sayings, “potato potahto” and “tomayto tomahto.” Parodied allusion to George Gershwin's song "Let's Call the Whole Thing Off": "You like tomatoes (/təˈmeɪtoʊz/) and I like tomatoes (/təˈmɑ toʊz/)".

Synonyms:
tomayto potahto

Antonyms:
potayto potahto, tomayto tomahto, same difference
1. “What was in that burrito?”
“Aluminum foil
“Wait... I asked what was ‘in’ it, not what was ‘on’ it.”
“Potayto tomahto
potayto tomahto by Clinton Brink November 1, 2017