A person who attends weddings to find someone to sleep with usually for money.
While a pork flier may sleep with a wedding guest for money what the pork flier receives in return may vary from clothes, shoes to even an a apartment, or house (depending on how good the flier is)
While a pork flier may sleep with a wedding guest for money what the pork flier receives in return may vary from clothes, shoes to even an a apartment, or house (depending on how good the flier is)
Gina got an eviction letter from her landlord for backed rent. To make up the rent money Gina decided to use her sisters wedding to be a pork flier and to pork fli her backed rent money.
by Kille May 03, 2007
When doing a larger girl from behind you grab on to her and hold tight and wisper in her ear that she is the fattest girl you've ever had sex with and try to hold on for eight seconds
I was so wasted last night and ended up doing the pork rodeo.
That hog is big enough for a good old pork rodeo.
That hog is big enough for a good old pork rodeo.
by ballydude May 11, 2009
by pendraggon August 25, 2008
When a group of men decide to have a contest to see who has a larger penis, they stand in a row, drop their pants, and "hang pork"
"Hey Frankie, Steve and Rob are standing on the pool table hanging pork again, wanna throw darts at em?"
by CRotizzle January 06, 2007
by MED November 05, 2003
*garble garble garble, cough cough, garble garble* "Oh man, she's totally pork-lunging me."
"Stop that! Your giving me pork-lung."
"Oh man, I think I pork-lunged too hard the other night."
"Pardon me, excuse me, I think I may be developing a case of some rough pork-lung."
"Oh that guy is such a pork-lunger."
"I gave that bitch some nice ass pork-lung last night."
"Stop that! Your giving me pork-lung."
"Oh man, I think I pork-lunged too hard the other night."
"Pardon me, excuse me, I think I may be developing a case of some rough pork-lung."
"Oh that guy is such a pork-lunger."
"I gave that bitch some nice ass pork-lung last night."
by the master porker November 23, 2012
A meaty, cheesy treat prepared often by a denson to share with friends and find comfort in life after learning people their age are running marathons and making something of themselves.
Can also be a term used for monster babies and children who are born adult size.
Can also be a term used for monster babies and children who are born adult size.
by Ms. Reaves March 20, 2015