hanging pork

When a group of men decide to have a contest to see who has a larger penis, they stand in a row, drop their pants, and "hang pork"

"Hey Frankie, Steve and Rob are standing on the pool table hanging pork again, wanna throw darts at em?"

by CRotizzle January 10, 2007

pork flier

A person who attends weddings to find someone to sleep with usually for money.

While a pork flier may sleep with a wedding guest for money what the pork flier receives in return may vary from clothes, shoes to even an a apartment, or house (depending on how good the flier is)

Gina got an eviction letter from her landlord for backed rent. To make up the rent money Gina decided to use her sisters wedding to be a pork flier and to pork fli her backed rent money.

by Kille May 15, 2007

Pork Rodeo

When doing a larger girl from behind you grab on to her and hold tight and wisper in her ear that she is the fattest girl you've ever had sex with and try to hold on for eight seconds

I was so wasted last night and ended up doing the pork rodeo.
That hog is big enough for a good old pork rodeo.

by ballydude May 11, 2009

Pork Crackling

Pork rinds, pork crisps: the fried skin of a pig. usually British

Pork crackling is best when served fresh cooked!

by pendraggon October 18, 2008

pork hammer

Dick, cock, refering to your penis when it is erect and ready to be serviced.

She grabbed my pork hammer and went to town on it.

by MED November 5, 2003

Semi-Pork

its like having sex, but really short. It involves penetration, but its not really long enough to class it as actual sex. It could be caused by someone interupting, a man with very low stamina, anything...

-What happened with you and james last night?
-we got interupted so it was only a semi-pork.

by wastedcrunch June 3, 2007

Pork Burn

The abdominal burns you get from bacon grease because you frequently cook breakfast topless. It's the price you pay for being such a fucking man.

Some guys do it voluntarily like a cigarette burn. Others are just too fucking lazy to put on a shirt in the morning before cooking bacon.

Friend: Yo, what happened to your chest man?

You: You know how it is. I woke up and made grub and got some pork burns. #YOLO

by Green Eggs and Stan August 29, 2012