pope-rah

Stephen Colbert's nickname for Oprah, combining the Pope with Oprah

Obama will take orders from Oprah, or as I call her: Pope-rah.

by Cameron VanIderstine January 28, 2008

Pope's Vagina

a drug used to simulate entrance into a pope's vagina. It consists of candy, tin foil, and milk all blended and injected through a syringe into the bloodstream.

damn, DAT NIGGA doing Pope's Vagina

by James Steeds May 12, 2007

Pope's nose

The pointy end of a submarine sandwich. Characterized by its lack of meat, cheese, or any yumminess whatsoever; it is dry, sad, and hard to chew.

"My BFF offered to go halvsies on a chicken parm sub, but she hogged the middle and left me with the Pope's nose."

by CatHandcuffs August 16, 2015

Ninja Pope

A crappy character on Soul Caliber III, created by me and my friend. He is the most hated character EVER. Because the joke was in such bad taste, I am going to hell. It's sacriligious, man!

Nerd 1: Dude, you just got owned by Ninja Pope.
Nerd 2: Fuck you, I'll pop a squat on your chest.
Nerd 1: Get the fuck out, dude! What the fuck!
Nerd 2: I was just sayin....
Nerd 1: Yea? Well pop a squat on this! (At this point, nerd 1 pulls a gun, shoves it up nerd 2's ass and pulls the trigger) What now, bitch?
Nerd 2: Ughhh....

by Walker Watson July 21, 2006

Tip of the Pope's Hat

When your anus is preparing to shit and you ever so slightly begin crowning the turd head.

A magnificent log was percolating while I sat on the throne. Suddenly the Tip of the Pope's Hat had breached my rectum.

by will bitten September 8, 2017

Up the Pope's Anus

Noe use, buggered, fucked up.

Julian: Hey Sandy, swichch the kettle on.
Sandy: Oh shit, the kettle`z up the pope's anus.
Julian: Fuck, now we can't have tea.

by croak108gmx May 14, 2015

playing chess with the pope

Playing chess with the pope sounds like the classiest way possible to spend your time. Unfortunately, in Iceland, it doesn’t mean enjoying a dignified pastime with a religious leader, but rather is a polite way to say you’re “going number 2”. We have no information on the pope’s thoughts on the matter, nor his abilities as a chess player.

Question: Hey, where is Michael?
Answer:Probably playing chess with the pope.(taking a shit)

by bjozzi December 8, 2017