Poots

A playful term for feces or a bowel movement. Originated in a family setting and often said with a grin or sometimes mild exasperation.

We were five minutes late to the kindy cause little Max dropped a poots right as we were heading out the door.

by L Sampson :) September 7, 2025

Poots

Poots is slang for a desktop computer (PC).

"I'm getting on the Poots" - My Dad

by CaptainArc November 30, 2021

Poot

a very great snowman who likes to make robots.

oh yeah jeff, he's a poot.

by tiltnexus April 18, 2018

Poot

men with dad voices

"My dad is such a poot," Said Oilina

by Spicy Poot January 18, 2022

Pooted

When someone poop-toots. A slippery fart!

Oh no... I think I pooted!

by TBabbyGirl May 15, 2020

poot

when you take a bong hoot and a poop at the same time

yo boys i just took a deadly poot

by itsroach September 10, 2023

pooted on my balls

When you fart on someone's testicles.

" My pug pooted on my balls and then I screamed. "

by Sammy Superdude August 12, 2016