Pooriod

When you menstruate and shit at the same time, causing them to mix together.

I was on the toilet all day experiencing my pooriod

by Iggi Niggi August 2, 2021

Poorimeter

The area at a fluffy kitty’s back end that might retain poop. The poorimeter is sometimes shaved as part of healthy grooming.

The Persian kitty had fecal matter stuck to his poorimeter.

by CoolAB January 28, 2022

Pooring

The act a government takes to decimate the middle class by taxes and levies!

The government of Canada is pooring the Canadian middle class and economy by the result of the compounded carbon tax!

by Justistruth March 27, 2024

poofishoddballs

The not-so-rude-word of something lick, ball, bugger, shit or something bad to say when you stand in gum.

Oh poofishoddballs, i just stood in gum!
Poofishoddballs that hurt!

by Tom April 19, 2004

poofiful

1) absoloutely wonderful and beautiful due to the fact that it is perfect
2) a light pastel green colour, traditionally given as a gift on Poofiful day (a day set aside for celebrating poofiful-ness)

'avril is such a poofiful person'

'these lillies are amazingly poofiful'

'i'm going to paint my room poofiful'

'poofiful is such a poofiful colour'

by JoshJoshJosh April 8, 2007

PooFire

The act of deficating on a pavement, car, boat, partner, dog whatever and then lighting it. Occasionally extra fuel will be required.

n.b. When expressing PooFire it must be loud and almost sang.

"OMG what is he doing?"
"POOFIRE!"

"honey why is my back hot?"
"POOFIRE!"

by thisisntmyrealnamereallyitsIan April 6, 2009

Poodikkin

illin out, yo.

Guy:Did you steal my wallet?
Girl:Yup
Guy:You straight poodikkin. Give it back!

by Nexodus October 1, 2009