Pooper Nuka

when someone goes to the toilet and has an extremely explosive shit. Pooper nuka could also be a plumbing company in the post nuclear world but in 2018 it is yet to be classified as a real company

"man, I had such a bad pooper nuka this morning, and the world fell out of my arse"

by Wheelerv May 20, 2018

pooperd

Pooperd is a frase to describe as being tired , exhausted and knackered

I’m pooperd

by eve1234 May 9, 2018

Poopertunity

When you have a strong urge to poop and the opportunity to do your business immediately.
Not having to hold it for "more convenient" time.

I was cleaning the kitchen, got a strong urge to go and didn't want to hold it and miss my poopertunity.

by Oops I lost it again January 16, 2019

Pooper Scooper

A sex act in which a girl takes a shit on a man's dick. Then the man uses his penis to scoop the poop into a condom (bag for dog shit) then he places the filled condom in the girl's ass (the trash can).

You would not believe how messy the pooper scooper was when I was with Yolanda last night. She left that shit in her ass until after I left.

by ninth.undertow July 30, 2019

Pooperio

pooperio or pooperios are Cheerios made out of poop that you give to people when you hate them

Yesterday I got a box of pooperios from Karen after I told her that her sons homemade cookies weren’t aloud at the bake sell

by Pooperio pooperios September 1, 2019

poomergency

A rather urgent situation where the poop gremlin comes calling at the worst possible time.

my daughter had a real poomergency when we in the car for 8 hrs.

by philbad February 23, 2020

poomierials

Those who creep through the night and ruthlessly scratch your bones. They may live in walls, Attics, basements, or just generally outdoors. If you come across poomierials, run. Fast.

Hey what's that sound in the ceiling?

Oh it's just Timothy in the attic, he has itchy bones.

Wow, he must be a poomierial.

Yeah, that's why we sealed the attic, poomierials are ruthless but they aren't too smart, he just wanders around in circles up there now.

by The_Reggie_Poom November 6, 2020