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Political Simp

A Political simp is a someone who posts something political to gain bias from a group of people
EX:

**Company Posts Black Square**
Jimmy~ Omg X is being such a Political Simp

EX #2:

**White Girl Posts Black Square**
YEEYEE~ This bitch a liberal YEET
by M80 Gaming June 16, 2020
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Science-politics

When a scientist disagrees with the other one's theory because he wants to be more famous.
Person a: Why he disagree with Einstein theory?

Person b: He's playing science-politics, wants to be more famous.

Person a: hahahahaha!
by Another edit November 4, 2009
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politics and chill

When you go over a partners house to have sex and politics is playing in the background
"Hey you want to politics and chill"
"What can I do"
"Anything you like just make sure it's legal we got Donald trump watching"
by Lah December 4, 2015
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political synergy

Collusion - secret or illegal cooperation or conspiracy, especially in order to cheat or deceive others.
The Trump campaign offerred political synergy with the Russian government.
by Katthew December 7, 2018
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politically washed

forcing an political opinion on a topic which doesn't have any discussion about it prior, particularly found on twitter.

another way to identify those who are politically washed is to examine whether they have high amounts of gullibility.
Adam: "This donut tastes incredible."
Jeff: "You sound like you're part of the far-right lmao"
Adam: "God damn, how embarrassing, you're so politically washed that you don't realize my comment has nothing to do with politics".
by BigBoiV December 6, 2022
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Political humanist

Noun

an outlook or system of thought attaching prime importance to equality among all races, religions and economic standing rather than religious ideology or political and financial gain . Political humanist beliefs stress the potential value and goodness of human beings, emphasise common human needs, and seek solely rational ways of solving human problems.
by Wake minded gowk July 23, 2016
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Political cockroach

Someone in politics who is weak yet somehow manages to be really difficult to get rid of. They have no loyalties or convictions and will change sides at the drop of a hat. As soon as the winds of power shift, they suddenly find themselves on the other side. They often leverage their position to parasitically leach off higher powers, usually for massive amounts of money.

Examples throughout history include:
-The Eastern Client Kings of the late Roman republic (Lydia, Thracia, Pontus, Cappadocia, etc.)
-The Boyars of 15th century Wallachia
-Qatar's government
Ariobarzanes III of Cappadocia is such a political cockroach.
by cool boy1838 January 13, 2023
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